This community might have died lately, but a cracker from today's Edinburgh-Glasgow train journey:

Small girl: "Mummy rabbit?"
Mother: "Yes, baby rabbit?"
Small girl (with sudden excitement): "We're on the TRAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNN!"
Mother: "Oh, and there I thought it was a hippopotamus."

To put it in context, she may have been referring to the ( Read more... )

One young guy to another young guy:

"Stop tickling me, I'll get a semi!"

The scene: I am sitting in Edinburgh Park train station reading a magazine, awaiting a train. A young mother who can best be described as a ned arrives with a pram containing a baby and two young boys, both aged somewhere around four or five. During the entirety of this scene she is carrying on a shouted conversation on her mobile phone, presumably ( Read more... )

Overheard today in Livingston.

A young woman standing next to me in a queue turns to her friend "What's with this swine flu, is it just when you eat a chicken or sum-thang"

Yes she had a deadpan face.

Yes piggy piggy flu is heading to a chicken near you, you have been warned!

Stood waiting for the cash machine by Cineworld, and one old lady says to another "That happened to a neighbour of mine. Blood sprayed all up the wall...."!!!!!!

All four of us had to pick ourselves up off the floor from laughing so much. I wished i'd gone back to ask what she was on about.

Overheard in TK Maxx today.

"Honestly, I haven't sneezed for over two weeks."

"So it's a reach-over with the other hand job?"

Hilarious out of context, boring in context.

"manbreasts"
overheard while eating my lunch in the Voodoo Rooms today

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"What?! She's got a dick!"

One of the teenage boys at the back of the bus, who (judging from the sounds I'm overhearing) were watching porn.

(the one that left Glasgow at 6pm ( Read more... )