british dude: do you sell false derrières?
costume shoppe employee: we got all kinds of fake arses.

british dude: i am glad to here that.

"I've gotten A's on all of them, so whatever..."

conversation continues.

"Who's Charles Barkley?"

ah, now I know what it takes to be a good student. No knowledge of the outside world.

I need to sell my car ASAP. Less than 90,000 miles. Needs a new transmission, but that won't set you back more than $1200. Should be able to get one at $1000. Total, you'd be spending tops $3000, and she's Blue-Booked around $3500.

Great running condition otherwise. A few cosmetic flaws, but nothing tragic by any means. She's a heavy car that ( Read more... )

Bro-licious frat bro in an 8 AM Lit class, at the top of his lungs, before class started:

"Why is everyone so quiet? It's Friday night! We're getting wasted tonight!"

"I had the best time this weekend."
"O rly?"
"Ya rly. I had McDonalds two times in a row."

Just thought that was a strange statement.

"Do you want him to show you his little green dickmas tree?" ~ My buddy Jeff Cece.

Burbon St., New Orleans, 12/08/07

So this isn't the funniest thing in the world, but in context it was amusing and I figure this place needs a revival. Plus, it could double as a commentary on this journal ( Read more... )

upon being caught rocking out to placebo's "pure morning" while standing at the corner of railroad and gains

anglo as fuck indie boy leaning out of the passenger side of a beat up sedan: damn guuurl you fine.

overheard at:  railroad and gains st. 10:30pm 7/8/07

After reading a sign that says "Einstien's Bagels"

Sorority Girl: ....so what do they sell here?

"I think that Bob's disappointment was, I didn't write about wanting to fuck teenaged girls"

I did not see the man who said that, as my back was turned. But, I can assume that it was someone from the FSU Englsh Dept.

~Overheard in the billard room of the Warehouse. (10//03//2006)