I heard on the T that Justin Timberlake is speaking at BU's graduation this year. I wish I could go.....

The source: two women walking down Comm Ave, passing me walking the other way.

WOMAN 1: So I went to the bathroom, right? And when I came out, everyone was naked.

WOMAN 2: But you were too, weren't you?

WOMAN 1: No! No! I sorta still had a...

To whoever it may concern: I will pay CASH MONEY for the rest of this story.

Girl to her friends: I don't even know why they celebrate it, but Hanukkah isn't even based on a real story!

I proceeded to pretend to be Jewish and tell her how offended I was cuz holy shit that was so retarded.

"How can anyone not handicapped use an elevator at a gym?! That's just my opinion," she scoffs. She then gets on the elevator.

A conversation between two individuals sitting next to each other on an outbound B train to BC, near Harvard Ave:

Girl: Hey, can we talk for a minute?
Guy: What are you, some kind of PSYCHO?

Girl 1: No!  Why are you smoking?
Girl 2: I decided that I hate everything.
Girl 1: And you wanted a bad habit.  I see.
Girl 2: Yes.  I needed to do something self-destructive.  And since I haven't been dating, I started smoking.

Conversation in Brit Lit II, talking about the rhyme scheme in Dante's Inferno:

Professor: Oh, you didn't read it in verse, did you?

Student: We read it in English.

(The GSU, yesterday)

(Said in a voice indicating RIGHTEOUS indignation) Girl 1: "I mean, it's this huge diamond ring just sitting in a vault. He bought her another, smaller one, to wear out. When she dies, they're going to cut it into pieces and give it to the grandchildren. Can you believe that? I say if you're afraid to wear it, let ME wear it ( Read more... )

Towers Dining Hall: Sandwich Line

Girl: Hi! How are you?
Hospitable Garnish Man: Hello-I'm-good-how-are-you?
Girl: I'm good, how are you?

Girl talking to friend:

"I love tequila. It's so good. Sometimes I'll just sit down and do like six shots in a row. I don't really remember what happens for the rest of the night, but from the photos it always looks like I had a really good time."

- GCB classroom