I said to my parents, "My penguins were sweating ( Read more... )

This was said by my dispatcher here at work the other day... he was talking about that new movie Team America...

"Come on, you can never get enough marionette sex."

Ummmmmm... yeah.... LOL

This isn't so much an overheard as it is just a huge mistake on my part when I was reading something... the announcement board out front of a church none the less! LOL It actually read:

With God, all things are possibleHarmless right?? Well, little ol' me with all of my wonderful pregnancy hormones running rampant can't read right as of late so I ( Read more... )

You have to read this first before you hear how this came about...

"Do you feel confident in your pants now?"

LOL

( This Is How It Went Down )

"My pants often explode due to increased pressure"

*said by our shipper receiver here at work in reference to the fact that he tore his pants at the knee, and was comparing himself to the incredible hulk*

love, Piper :o)

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time and get ( Read more... )

My mom was lying on the couch with Cassie on her lap when she asked.....

"Would someone please get this cat off me, so I can go to the bathroom?"

I thought that was pretty amuzing. Cassie was not happy when I picked her up, but she was more than happy to take over the couch when my got up.
~Pheebs :)

"I'm my own worst Eskimo" ~Shawn

I found that amusing. I love that show it's such a guilty pleasure.
~Pheebs

"I don't care how stupid you are, curling irons aren't meant to go into any bodily orifice." ~Jeff

"First you found my left cheek, now you found my right boob." ~me

"I look like Carrot Top on crack!" ~me, again

"Shut up and watch the fish." ~Jen to Jack