JACK ATLAS.

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

Found Princess Audra several days ago.

Have been spending the past several days calculating the odds of my being fired for this, and attempting to formulate excuses.

So far, no success.

The "Dark Signer" incident has concluded and my report to the city has been successfully filed. My next assignment is to investigate the disappearance of Princess Audra from the city ( Read more... )

This tournament is simply fantastic! I've dueled so many duelists from so many different academies! It's BEAUTIFUL!

For anybody I have been able to meet yet, my name is Sir Ronald the Knight the Duelist the student from the Royal Dueling Academy! I would be glad to duel any of you!

Okay, but tell me this.

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar.

Autopsy on Subject "Astronaut", AKA Alexandra Grant is completed. While I would've liked a bit more time to study her in an active state, I have not the authority to infringe on the Five Dragons.

Will seek out the bodies of the remaining subjects, and send them back to the city for further research ASAP.

Hey Onni.

There's a samurai on your bed. Sipping a latté with one hand, reading one of your DnD manuals with the other.

"...I can't make heads or tails of this!" He throws the manual in the air, grabs a sword and slashes it into tiny little pieces.

Hey Dianne.

...

...is that bunny reading the newspaper?

STILL ALIVE, FUCKERS.

Oh Noooooriko-sama~~

Thanks so much for bringing me to life, but I have STUFF to do, now that I don't have to guard that shitty ass zone anymore. Toodle-oo!

Made public for the sake of keeping magically learned humans, as well as companion Duel Monsters in this world appraised on subject "Astronaut", AKA, "Alexandra Grant ( Read more... )