there's no need to hesitate, our time is short

[overloved]

someone called bear grylls just bashed a lizard to death against a tree on my television.

...

what?

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[itealaich]

He probably popped it into his mouth shortly thereafter.

[overloved]

it's a monitor lizard (about 2 feet long) so he's making a fire to cook it first.

i am making such a 0.o face at him for this!

[drunktuesdays]

BEAR GRYLLS IS RIDIC

[overloved]

he is!! he cut off it's tail and popped it on the fire. then he skewered the liver and was all "om nom nom monitor lizard guts nom nom"

[koncupiscence]

according to my brother, the other bit of ridic is that he's a vegan when not shooting the show. talk about extremes.

[overloved]

krit he is making me uncomfortable. he just rigged a vine harness to lower himself down a cliff beside a waterfall.

[koncupiscence]

oh god oh god. i just turned it on for a minute, and he ate some wormy, bulbous, nasty thing. that noise you hear? is me gagggggggging.

[overloved]

beetle larvae!!!!

and he just decapitated and ate a fecking snake.

[slightlytricky]

There was a huge scandle a year or so ago that he was a total fake. Where's that video....

Ahhhh yes. Here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

[overloved]

oh that's good. idk if this is fake, it is killing me.

[ellie_nor]

D-:

I hope he at least ate it afterwards :-(

[overloved]

of course he did. the tail and the liver.