in which facebook caused the downfall of the shinee world.
in which facebook caused the downfall of the shinee world.
general. cameos by a variety of people. pg-13. ridiculous. ??? words.
This was a collaboration between myself and rampart. I'm pretty sure I'm outing myself by admitting this, but hell. It was fun. Thank you, and enjoy. Also, thank you so much to thecot for the idea. If YG is more your style, please check out this awesome fic.
Jinki Lee is confused.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk.
Kibum Kim has joined the group "Kibum Kims Only".
(Kibum Kim and 1 other have joined this group.)
Jonghyun Kim: this is nameist!
Jinki Lee: Jonghyun-ah, you can start your own group.
Minho Choi: He'll be the only member.
Jonghyun Kim: shut up, ass.
Taemin Lee: keke
Jinki Lee has joined the group "Onew Condition".
Kibum Kim likes this.
Jinki Lee: I. What. Uhm. I didn't know that I joined this...
Jinki Lee has left the group "Onew Condition".
Jinki Lee has changed his password.
Jinki Lee has forgotten his password.
Taemin Lee: LMAO
Minho Choi: Hyung, do you need some help?
Kibum Kim: @minho You're asking him that -now-?
Jonghyun Kim has changed his status from single to it's complicated.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Minho Choi: Something on your mind, hyung?
Kibum Kim: Who is she? Where does she go to school? Do I know her? What's her name? I demand to know all of the details.
Taemin Lee: Key-hyung, you don't know them already?
Jinki Lee dislikes this.
Kibum Kim started the group "Jonghyun Kim dies tonight".
Taemin Lee, Minho Choi, and 4 others joined this group.
Jinki Lee dislikes this.
Jonghyun Kim: wtf??
Luna Park's Daily Leo Horoscope
It appears that you have everything under control and your positive approach to the day enables you to accomplish a lot at work. But negativity lurks just beneath the surface and can throw your plan into turmoil. Don't complicate an interesting conversation by talking about your emotions. For now, stick with the facts to keep it simple.
Minho Choi has denied 105 friend requests.
Kibum Kim dislikes this.
Minho Choi is wondering how Kibum Kim had created that many e-mail accounts
Kibum Kim dislikes this.
Kibum Kim has joined the group "1,000,000 strong for Lady Gaga".
Jonghyun Kim: You would.
Jinki Lee is looking for his drink and man.
Jinki Lee has changed his status from in a relationship to it's complicated.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Minho Choi: Hyung if you want to talk about something...
Jonghyun Kim: Maybe you should stop drinking so much.
Kibum Kim has joined the group "I am confused about my sexuality".
Kibum Kim has rejected 34 friend requests.
Jonghyun Kim: kekeke
Kibum Kim I changed my password.
Minho Choi: I wouldn't trust him either.
Jonghyun Kim: kekeke
Taemin Lee: Can I have your password, hyung?? ^^
Jonghyun Kim has joined the group "Female Midgets and The Men They Love"
Taemin Lee and 12 others like this.
Jonghyun Kim: WTF
Jonghyun Kim has changed his name to I Smell Like Old Lady Farts.
Kibum Kim, Taemin Lee, Minho Choi and 27 others like this.
I Smell Like Old Lady Farts: Et tu, Minho?
I Smell Like Old Lady Farts has changed his default picture.
Kibum Kim, Taemin Lee and 10 others like this.
I Smell Like Old Lady Farts has changed his name to Jonghyun Kim.
Jinki Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim has left the group "Female Midgets and The Men They Love".
Jinki Lee is confused.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk...
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee doesn't know how to block someone from requesting friendship.
Minho Choi: I can try to help you hyung.
Changmin Shim: Let me know if I can help, Jinki.
Jinki Lee: Really, hyung? Thanks!! n___n
Minho Choi: ....
Juri Jung created the group "NOONAS 4 ONEW".
Hyojin Kim, Hyojin Park and 12 others joined this group.
Jinki Lee: .______.
Kibum Kim is getting ready to watch LOST!
Tiffany Hwang likes this.
Jonghyun Kim: Juliet~ Oh no~
Kibum Kim: Die in a fire, Jjong.
Kibum Kim created the network "Anyone but Jonghyun Kim" and invited 259 people.
Jonghyun Kim: wtf!!!
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jinki Lee is nervous right now.
Taemin Lee: What's wrong, hyung???
Minho Choi: ...?
Kibum Kim: Hyung, if you lost Yoogeun again...
Jinki Lee: ....I.
Jonghyun Kim: shit.
Minho Choi is singing his son to sleep.
Kibum Kim: Thank god it's not Jjong. He'd be awake all night.
Jonghyun Kim: I AM NOT THAT LOUD
Yoseob Yang: Minho can sing? keke
Jonghyun Kim and 3 others liked this.
Minho Choi is pissed that Jonghyun's typing woke up Yoogeun
Taemin Lee: Run, hyung, run ^^
Jinki Lee likes it when Jonghyun sings.
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Kibum Kim: You would.
Luna Park's Daily Leo Horoscope
You may feel as if an opportunity for a friendship or romance is beginning to fade. Luckily, you haven't lost your chance to make it work. Actually, it might not be prudent to assert yourself now just because you are impatient. Instead, actively keep your dreams alive within the realms of your imagination instead of attempting to move mountains.
Jonghyun Kim has changed his default picture.
Tiffany Hwang, Hyoyeon Kim, Yoona Im, Sunny Lee and 9 others like this.
Kibum Kim: LOL okay.
Taemin Lee sees what you did there.
Jinki Lee: What?
Victoria Song: oppa ^^ that was so cute
Jinki Lee: I don't--- what? Oppa? ...noona, are you okay?
Luna Park wants to watch Beauty and the Beast.
Yoseob Yang likes this.
Jinki Lee: I have it on VHS and DVD!
Kibum Kim: Stop trying to get into our leader's pants.
Kibum Kim has changed his name to The Almighty Key.
Jonghyun Kim: how did they even approve this?
The Almighty Key has changed his name to Kibum Kim.
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Taemin Lee: So today I've eaten bacon and eggs, 4 cups of tea, beer, a bean and cheese burrito with extra cheese, cheetos, baked chicken, rice, doritos, 2 oreos and coffee ice cream
Jonghyun Kim: Are you pregnant?
Jinki Lee: That's so much food Taemin-ah
Jinki Lee: Wait... BEER?!
Taemin Lee: ^^
Kibum Kim: Boys can't get pregnant, you idiot.
Jinki Lee: Seahorses can!
Minho Choi: ...
Taemin Lee: ^^
Kibum Kim: Minho will make a wonderful father.
Sunny Lee: Aigoooo be nice!!!
Kibum Kim: I can't help it when Jonghyun's stupidity shines through
Sulli Choi: -giggle-
Jonghyun Kim is no longer a fan of Kibum Kim.
Jinki Lee is nervous again.
Jonghyun Kim: gdi hyung. where'd you lose him this time?
Jinki Lee: He was right there... I.
Minho Choi: I found him, hyung. He was looking for you in the kitchen. You promised him chicken.
Jinki Lee: Oh... ^^;
Jinki Lee is taking Yoogeun out for chicken!
Jessica Jung, Hyoyeon Kim, and 5 others liked this.
Taemin Lee: Can I come, hyung? I'm still hungry! ^^
Jonghyun Kim its so cold with no lady friend to hold <(; _ ; )>
Kibum Kim: Are you going to write a book about it?
Minho Choi: ...
Kibum Kim: @Minho your book would be so boring
Jonghyun Kim: Time to put on your dress, Kibum.
Jinki Lee luck be a lady tonight
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Taemin Lee: ^^
Victoria Song: O_O OPPA
Jinki Lee: ...noona?
Amber Liu: I swear to god if you're making fun of me.
Jinki Lee added 1 new photo to his album.
Jonghyun Kim liked this.
Jonghyun Kim: keke hyung it's like I touched your boner.
Jinki Lee: WHAT.
Minho Choi was invited and joined the group "Father of the Year".
Jonghyun Kim: LMFAO
Sunny Lee, Jessica Jung, Juhyun Seo and 19 others liked this.
Kibum Kim dislikes this.
Jinki Lee has joined the group "How to Raise a Child on $20 a day".
Jinki Lee has joined the group "Parenting".
Jinki Lee has joined the group "Single Fathers".
Taemin Lee likes this.
Kibum Kim wants to know if Jinki Lee was raised by aliens
Taemin Lee: JLee phone home ^^
Minho Choi: LOL
Kibum Kim: That wasn't funny.
Minho Choi: ....
Jinki Lee has posted in Single Fathers.
"I'm really nervous. I don't really know how to even hold him properly. Does anyone else have this problem? I want to be a good father but... it's so difficult. And I don't know how to tell his other father that he broke his ps3 today. I think he might smother him in his sleep. Signed, sleepless in Seoul."
Minho Choi is waiting for one of his hyungs to come and talk to him.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Luna Park's Daily Leo Horoscope
Your personality shines when you are happy, but it may take extra effort today as relentless Pluto casts its intense shadow onto your life. You might believe that you can just overpower the psychological darkness with your light, but it will probably require more than just good intentions. Search for the truth and when you catch a glimpse of it, don't be afraid to embrace it any way you possibly can.
Jinki Lee added Parenting for Dummies to his bookshelf.
Jinki Lee: ...what?
Taemin Lee: keke
Kibum Kim likes this.
Jonghyun Kim is getting ready for the big party tonight!
Sooyoung Choi and 25 others like this.
Minho Choi: who is taking care of Yoogeun?
Kibum Kim thinks that Jonghyun Kim is a horrible father.
Taemin Lee and today I've eaten four marshmallow pies, three whole sweet potatoes, a caeser salad, half a lobster tail, a cup of coffee, fried onion rings, chicken soup, and a chocolate croissant.
Yoogeun likes this.
Jonghyun Kim WHO MADE YOOGEUNNIE A FACEBOOK
Yoogeun likes this.
Yoogeun has accepted 324 friends requests.
Sunny Lee: That is so cute omg omg omg
Minho Choi: My son is more popular than hyung.
Jonghyun Kim THIS HAS TO BE FAKE.
Taemin Lee: ^^
Yoogeun is now listed as in a relationship.
Hyoyeon Kim, Tiffany Hwang, Victoria Song, and 98 other people like this.
Minho Choi: Get 'em tiger.
Jonghyun Kim SERIOUSLY SOMEONE SHOULD DELETE THAT.
Kibum Kim found the best fan page for Jjong.
Jonghyun Kim became a fan of "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback".
Kibum Kim, Taemin Lee and 23 others like this.
Jonghyun Kim: WTF!!
Jinki Lee added the Farmville application.
Kibum Kim: Someone get that away from him. We won't ever see him again.
Taemin Lee all i have eaten today is chocolate and a chocopie i hate this
Sooyoung Choi: Make Jinki buy you chicken.
Sooyoung Choi: He can use Jonghyun's wallet. keke
Taemin Lee: Oh! Great idea! ^^ Thanks noona!
Yoogeun is pondering the metaphysical ramifications of potty training.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim: WTF
Jinki Lee is 'Smoldering' in FarmVille and is giving away Valentines to celebrate!
Jinki Lee has collected over 25 Valentines and has achieved the title 'Smoldering'! Their Valentines box has now been transformed!
Jinki Lee found a lonely Brown Cow on their farm. Oh no!
Jinki Lee was farming when a lonely Brown Cow wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. She feels very sad and needs a new home.
Jinki Lee has become a fan of cows.
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Taemin Lee: Does that make you a cannibal, hyung? keke ^^
Taemin Lee wheres the beef
Kibum Kim, Jonghyun Kim, and Minho Choi like this.
Jinki Lee dislikes this.
Yoseob Yang: LMFAO
Kibum Kim: WHO ARE YOU.
Kibum Kim wants his hyung to stop playing stupid games on Facebook.
Kibum Kim had added the Fishville Application.
KrYsTal JuNGGG joined the group "Kibum Kims Only".
Jessica Jung: I didn't know you changed your name...
KrYsTal JuNGGG: Hi SiS
Amber Liu is babysitting tonight
Kibum Kim: He'll think it's Jjong ^_^
KrYsTal JuNGGG joined the network "Anyone but Jonghyun Kim".
Kibum Kim: I thought I made this invite only.
Yoogeun is cutting into a delicious steak.
Jinki Lee: WHO GAVE HIM A KNIFE?!
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim would like to shower before it gets too late.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk about something...
Kibum Kim: You can't rush beauty, Jjong!
Jinki Lee is confused.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk.
Yoogeun is in a heated debate about the effects of Quantum Physics and modern society.
Jonghyun Kim: wtf!!
Changmin Shim, Yoochun Park, and 3 others like this.
Kibum Kim is sad.
Luna Park: Oppa!! What's wrong?
Jonghyun Kim wants to know why Kibum Kim is crying.
Minho Choi: Want to talk about it, hyung?
Kibum Kim how many times do you have to see her die. Like. Really. This is obnoxious.
Jonghyun Kim: JFC that's why you were crying?
Kibum Kim: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Taemin Lee: Omo, don't cry hyung!
KrYsTal JuNGGG: OPPA!!!1!1!!! DoN'T bE sAd! We LoVe YoOoOoOu!
(Deletes post)
Jonghyun Kim still saw it so it's real.
Kibum Kim: Die in a fire, Jjong.
Kibum Kim received the gift 'box of tissues' from anonymous.
Taemin Lee and 15 others liked this.
Jonghyun Kim: cry more, Kibum.
KrYsTal JuNGGG wANtS tO kNoW wHy HeR OPPAS aRe So WeIrD
KrYsTal JuNGGG and 26 people are no longer friends.
Kibum Kim accepted the invitation to the group "LOSTIES".
JJ Abrams liked this.
Kibum Kim: sodijaww0t98wetdsjoifaosia
Taemin Lee joined the group "I <3 CUCUMBERS".
Jessica Jung has defriended Taemin Lee.
Hyoyeon Kim, Victoria Song, Tiffany Hwang, and 22 others dislike this.
Taemin Lee: n-noona!?
Taemin Lee has left the group "I <3 CUCUMBERS".
Hyoyeon Kim suggests Taemin Lee and Jessica Jung be friends
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim: LOL IRL SO HARD
Yoogeun: Someone just got pwned
Jessica Jung has defriended Jonghyun Kim.
Jessica Jung is now friends with Taemin Lee.
Jessica Jung has left the group "Jongsica 4 Life!".
Jessica Jung has joined the network "Anyone but Jonghyun Kim".
Kibum Kim likes this.
Jinki Lee: How do I leave that group?!
Jessica Jung: There's a button
Jinki Lee has deactivated his account.
Kibum Kim likes this.
Minho Choi: Hyung, do you want to talk about it?
Yoogeun it's better off anyway. He might pay attention to me now
Taemin Lee, Changmin Shim, Yoochun Park and 12 others like this.
Jessica Jung: You'll always have us, Yoogeunnie~~
Jonghyun Kim misses Jinki Lee.
Kibum Kim: Why don't you make him your new best friend then?
Yoseob Yang: someone's butthurt. kekeke
Kibum Kim: WHO ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?
Minho Choi has joined the group "Female midgets and the men they love".
Minho Choi has changed his name to Hyung Whore.
Changmin Shim and Donghae Lee like this.
Taemin Lee thinks that Minho shouldn't use "soccerfan123" as a password.
Hyung Whore likes this.
Kibum Kim: It was too easy.
Amber Liu: LMFAO
Kibum Kim: Glad to know my dirty work has fans.
Amber Liu: My boo's got jokes.
Hyung Whore has changed his name to Minho Choi.
Taemin Lee: Hyung, do you want to talk about it?
Minho Choi left the group "Female midgets and the men they love".
Kibum Kim and Jonghyun Kim dislike this.
Yoogeun Hyung Whore?
Kibum Kim: YAH!
Taemin Lee: omg o_o
Jonghyun Kim: LOLOL
Kibum Kim: YOU ARE THE WORST FATHER EVER
Yoogeun is quitting this bitch and joining DBSK.
Changmin Shim, Yoochun Park, Jaejoong Kim, and 34 others like this.
Jonghyun Kim: ...WTF!!
Jonghyun Kim has deactivated his account.
Minho Choi: ....hyung?
Kibum Kim: Good riddance.
Kibum Kim likes this.
Minho Choi is confused.
Taemin Lee: Hyung, do you want to talk about it?
general. cameos by a variety of people. pg-13. ridiculous. ??? words.
This was a collaboration between myself and rampart. I'm pretty sure I'm outing myself by admitting this, but hell. It was fun. Thank you, and enjoy. Also, thank you so much to thecot for the idea. If YG is more your style, please check out this awesome fic.
Jinki Lee is confused.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk.
Kibum Kim has joined the group "Kibum Kims Only".
(Kibum Kim and 1 other have joined this group.)
Jonghyun Kim: this is nameist!
Jinki Lee: Jonghyun-ah, you can start your own group.
Minho Choi: He'll be the only member.
Jonghyun Kim: shut up, ass.
Taemin Lee: keke
Jinki Lee has joined the group "Onew Condition".
Kibum Kim likes this.
Jinki Lee: I. What. Uhm. I didn't know that I joined this...
Jinki Lee has left the group "Onew Condition".
Jinki Lee has changed his password.
Jinki Lee has forgotten his password.
Taemin Lee: LMAO
Minho Choi: Hyung, do you need some help?
Kibum Kim: @minho You're asking him that -now-?
Jonghyun Kim has changed his status from single to it's complicated.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Minho Choi: Something on your mind, hyung?
Kibum Kim: Who is she? Where does she go to school? Do I know her? What's her name? I demand to know all of the details.
Taemin Lee: Key-hyung, you don't know them already?
Jinki Lee dislikes this.
Kibum Kim started the group "Jonghyun Kim dies tonight".
Taemin Lee, Minho Choi, and 4 others joined this group.
Jinki Lee dislikes this.
Jonghyun Kim: wtf??
Luna Park's Daily Leo Horoscope
It appears that you have everything under control and your positive approach to the day enables you to accomplish a lot at work. But negativity lurks just beneath the surface and can throw your plan into turmoil. Don't complicate an interesting conversation by talking about your emotions. For now, stick with the facts to keep it simple.
Minho Choi has denied 105 friend requests.
Kibum Kim dislikes this.
Minho Choi is wondering how Kibum Kim had created that many e-mail accounts
Kibum Kim dislikes this.
Kibum Kim has joined the group "1,000,000 strong for Lady Gaga".
Jonghyun Kim: You would.
Jinki Lee is looking for his drink and man.
Jinki Lee has changed his status from in a relationship to it's complicated.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Minho Choi: Hyung if you want to talk about something...
Jonghyun Kim: Maybe you should stop drinking so much.
Kibum Kim has joined the group "I am confused about my sexuality".
Kibum Kim has rejected 34 friend requests.
Jonghyun Kim: kekeke
Kibum Kim I changed my password.
Minho Choi: I wouldn't trust him either.
Jonghyun Kim: kekeke
Taemin Lee: Can I have your password, hyung?? ^^
Jonghyun Kim has joined the group "Female Midgets and The Men They Love"
Taemin Lee and 12 others like this.
Jonghyun Kim: WTF
Jonghyun Kim has changed his name to I Smell Like Old Lady Farts.
Kibum Kim, Taemin Lee, Minho Choi and 27 others like this.
I Smell Like Old Lady Farts: Et tu, Minho?
I Smell Like Old Lady Farts has changed his default picture.
Kibum Kim, Taemin Lee and 10 others like this.
I Smell Like Old Lady Farts has changed his name to Jonghyun Kim.
Jinki Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim has left the group "Female Midgets and The Men They Love".
Jinki Lee is confused.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk...
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee has rejected 1 friendship request.
Jinki Lee doesn't know how to block someone from requesting friendship.
Minho Choi: I can try to help you hyung.
Changmin Shim: Let me know if I can help, Jinki.
Jinki Lee: Really, hyung? Thanks!! n___n
Minho Choi: ....
Juri Jung created the group "NOONAS 4 ONEW".
Hyojin Kim, Hyojin Park and 12 others joined this group.
Jinki Lee: .______.
Kibum Kim is getting ready to watch LOST!
Tiffany Hwang likes this.
Jonghyun Kim: Juliet~ Oh no~
Kibum Kim: Die in a fire, Jjong.
Kibum Kim created the network "Anyone but Jonghyun Kim" and invited 259 people.
Jonghyun Kim: wtf!!!
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jinki Lee is nervous right now.
Taemin Lee: What's wrong, hyung???
Minho Choi: ...?
Kibum Kim: Hyung, if you lost Yoogeun again...
Jinki Lee: ....I.
Jonghyun Kim: shit.
Minho Choi is singing his son to sleep.
Kibum Kim: Thank god it's not Jjong. He'd be awake all night.
Jonghyun Kim: I AM NOT THAT LOUD
Yoseob Yang: Minho can sing? keke
Jonghyun Kim and 3 others liked this.
Minho Choi is pissed that Jonghyun's typing woke up Yoogeun
Taemin Lee: Run, hyung, run ^^
Jinki Lee likes it when Jonghyun sings.
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Kibum Kim: You would.
Luna Park's Daily Leo Horoscope
You may feel as if an opportunity for a friendship or romance is beginning to fade. Luckily, you haven't lost your chance to make it work. Actually, it might not be prudent to assert yourself now just because you are impatient. Instead, actively keep your dreams alive within the realms of your imagination instead of attempting to move mountains.
Jonghyun Kim has changed his default picture.
Tiffany Hwang, Hyoyeon Kim, Yoona Im, Sunny Lee and 9 others like this.
Kibum Kim: LOL okay.
Taemin Lee sees what you did there.
Jinki Lee: What?
Victoria Song: oppa ^^ that was so cute
Jinki Lee: I don't--- what? Oppa? ...noona, are you okay?
Luna Park wants to watch Beauty and the Beast.
Yoseob Yang likes this.
Jinki Lee: I have it on VHS and DVD!
Kibum Kim: Stop trying to get into our leader's pants.
Kibum Kim has changed his name to The Almighty Key.
Jonghyun Kim: how did they even approve this?
The Almighty Key has changed his name to Kibum Kim.
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Taemin Lee: So today I've eaten bacon and eggs, 4 cups of tea, beer, a bean and cheese burrito with extra cheese, cheetos, baked chicken, rice, doritos, 2 oreos and coffee ice cream
Jonghyun Kim: Are you pregnant?
Jinki Lee: That's so much food Taemin-ah
Jinki Lee: Wait... BEER?!
Taemin Lee: ^^
Kibum Kim: Boys can't get pregnant, you idiot.
Jinki Lee: Seahorses can!
Minho Choi: ...
Taemin Lee: ^^
Kibum Kim: Minho will make a wonderful father.
Sunny Lee: Aigoooo be nice!!!
Kibum Kim: I can't help it when Jonghyun's stupidity shines through
Sulli Choi: -giggle-
Jonghyun Kim is no longer a fan of Kibum Kim.
Jinki Lee is nervous again.
Jonghyun Kim: gdi hyung. where'd you lose him this time?
Jinki Lee: He was right there... I.
Minho Choi: I found him, hyung. He was looking for you in the kitchen. You promised him chicken.
Jinki Lee: Oh... ^^;
Jinki Lee is taking Yoogeun out for chicken!
Jessica Jung, Hyoyeon Kim, and 5 others liked this.
Taemin Lee: Can I come, hyung? I'm still hungry! ^^
Jonghyun Kim its so cold with no lady friend to hold <(; _ ; )>
Kibum Kim: Are you going to write a book about it?
Minho Choi: ...
Kibum Kim: @Minho your book would be so boring
Jonghyun Kim: Time to put on your dress, Kibum.
Jinki Lee luck be a lady tonight
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Taemin Lee: ^^
Victoria Song: O_O OPPA
Jinki Lee: ...noona?
Amber Liu: I swear to god if you're making fun of me.
Jinki Lee added 1 new photo to his album.
Jonghyun Kim liked this.
Jonghyun Kim: keke hyung it's like I touched your boner.
Jinki Lee: WHAT.
Minho Choi was invited and joined the group "Father of the Year".
Jonghyun Kim: LMFAO
Sunny Lee, Jessica Jung, Juhyun Seo and 19 others liked this.
Kibum Kim dislikes this.
Jinki Lee has joined the group "How to Raise a Child on $20 a day".
Jinki Lee has joined the group "Parenting".
Jinki Lee has joined the group "Single Fathers".
Taemin Lee likes this.
Kibum Kim wants to know if Jinki Lee was raised by aliens
Taemin Lee: JLee phone home ^^
Minho Choi: LOL
Kibum Kim: That wasn't funny.
Minho Choi: ....
Jinki Lee has posted in Single Fathers.
"I'm really nervous. I don't really know how to even hold him properly. Does anyone else have this problem? I want to be a good father but... it's so difficult. And I don't know how to tell his other father that he broke his ps3 today. I think he might smother him in his sleep. Signed, sleepless in Seoul."
Minho Choi is waiting for one of his hyungs to come and talk to him.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Luna Park's Daily Leo Horoscope
Your personality shines when you are happy, but it may take extra effort today as relentless Pluto casts its intense shadow onto your life. You might believe that you can just overpower the psychological darkness with your light, but it will probably require more than just good intentions. Search for the truth and when you catch a glimpse of it, don't be afraid to embrace it any way you possibly can.
Jinki Lee added Parenting for Dummies to his bookshelf.
Jinki Lee: ...what?
Taemin Lee: keke
Kibum Kim likes this.
Jonghyun Kim is getting ready for the big party tonight!
Sooyoung Choi and 25 others like this.
Minho Choi: who is taking care of Yoogeun?
Kibum Kim thinks that Jonghyun Kim is a horrible father.
Taemin Lee and today I've eaten four marshmallow pies, three whole sweet potatoes, a caeser salad, half a lobster tail, a cup of coffee, fried onion rings, chicken soup, and a chocolate croissant.
Yoogeun likes this.
Jonghyun Kim WHO MADE YOOGEUNNIE A FACEBOOK
Yoogeun likes this.
Yoogeun has accepted 324 friends requests.
Sunny Lee: That is so cute omg omg omg
Minho Choi: My son is more popular than hyung.
Jonghyun Kim THIS HAS TO BE FAKE.
Taemin Lee: ^^
Yoogeun is now listed as in a relationship.
Hyoyeon Kim, Tiffany Hwang, Victoria Song, and 98 other people like this.
Minho Choi: Get 'em tiger.
Jonghyun Kim SERIOUSLY SOMEONE SHOULD DELETE THAT.
Kibum Kim found the best fan page for Jjong.
Jonghyun Kim became a fan of "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback".
Kibum Kim, Taemin Lee and 23 others like this.
Jonghyun Kim: WTF!!
Jinki Lee added the Farmville application.
Kibum Kim: Someone get that away from him. We won't ever see him again.
Taemin Lee all i have eaten today is chocolate and a chocopie i hate this
Sooyoung Choi: Make Jinki buy you chicken.
Sooyoung Choi: He can use Jonghyun's wallet. keke
Taemin Lee: Oh! Great idea! ^^ Thanks noona!
Yoogeun is pondering the metaphysical ramifications of potty training.
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim: WTF
Jinki Lee is 'Smoldering' in FarmVille and is giving away Valentines to celebrate!
Jinki Lee has collected over 25 Valentines and has achieved the title 'Smoldering'! Their Valentines box has now been transformed!
Jinki Lee found a lonely Brown Cow on their farm. Oh no!
Jinki Lee was farming when a lonely Brown Cow wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. She feels very sad and needs a new home.
Jinki Lee has become a fan of cows.
Jonghyun Kim likes this.
Taemin Lee: Does that make you a cannibal, hyung? keke ^^
Taemin Lee wheres the beef
Kibum Kim, Jonghyun Kim, and Minho Choi like this.
Jinki Lee dislikes this.
Yoseob Yang: LMFAO
Kibum Kim: WHO ARE YOU.
Kibum Kim wants his hyung to stop playing stupid games on Facebook.
Kibum Kim had added the Fishville Application.
KrYsTal JuNGGG joined the group "Kibum Kims Only".
Jessica Jung: I didn't know you changed your name...
KrYsTal JuNGGG: Hi SiS
Amber Liu is babysitting tonight
Kibum Kim: He'll think it's Jjong ^_^
KrYsTal JuNGGG joined the network "Anyone but Jonghyun Kim".
Kibum Kim: I thought I made this invite only.
Yoogeun is cutting into a delicious steak.
Jinki Lee: WHO GAVE HIM A KNIFE?!
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim would like to shower before it gets too late.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk about something...
Kibum Kim: You can't rush beauty, Jjong!
Jinki Lee is confused.
Minho Choi: Hyung, if you need to talk.
Yoogeun is in a heated debate about the effects of Quantum Physics and modern society.
Jonghyun Kim: wtf!!
Changmin Shim, Yoochun Park, and 3 others like this.
Kibum Kim is sad.
Luna Park: Oppa!! What's wrong?
Jonghyun Kim wants to know why Kibum Kim is crying.
Minho Choi: Want to talk about it, hyung?
Kibum Kim how many times do you have to see her die. Like. Really. This is obnoxious.
Jonghyun Kim: JFC that's why you were crying?
Kibum Kim: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Taemin Lee: Omo, don't cry hyung!
KrYsTal JuNGGG: OPPA!!!1!1!!! DoN'T bE sAd! We LoVe YoOoOoOu!
(Deletes post)
Jonghyun Kim still saw it so it's real.
Kibum Kim: Die in a fire, Jjong.
Kibum Kim received the gift 'box of tissues' from anonymous.
Taemin Lee and 15 others liked this.
Jonghyun Kim: cry more, Kibum.
KrYsTal JuNGGG wANtS tO kNoW wHy HeR OPPAS aRe So WeIrD
KrYsTal JuNGGG and 26 people are no longer friends.
Kibum Kim accepted the invitation to the group "LOSTIES".
JJ Abrams liked this.
Kibum Kim: sodijaww0t98wetdsjoifaosia
Taemin Lee joined the group "I <3 CUCUMBERS".
Jessica Jung has defriended Taemin Lee.
Hyoyeon Kim, Victoria Song, Tiffany Hwang, and 22 others dislike this.
Taemin Lee: n-noona!?
Taemin Lee has left the group "I <3 CUCUMBERS".
Hyoyeon Kim suggests Taemin Lee and Jessica Jung be friends
Taemin Lee likes this.
Jonghyun Kim: LOL IRL SO HARD
Yoogeun: Someone just got pwned
Jessica Jung has defriended Jonghyun Kim.
Jessica Jung is now friends with Taemin Lee.
Jessica Jung has left the group "Jongsica 4 Life!".
Jessica Jung has joined the network "Anyone but Jonghyun Kim".
Kibum Kim likes this.
Jinki Lee: How do I leave that group?!
Jessica Jung: There's a button
Jinki Lee has deactivated his account.
Kibum Kim likes this.
Minho Choi: Hyung, do you want to talk about it?
Yoogeun it's better off anyway. He might pay attention to me now
Taemin Lee, Changmin Shim, Yoochun Park and 12 others like this.
Jessica Jung: You'll always have us, Yoogeunnie~~
Jonghyun Kim misses Jinki Lee.
Kibum Kim: Why don't you make him your new best friend then?
Yoseob Yang: someone's butthurt. kekeke
Kibum Kim: WHO ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?
Minho Choi has joined the group "Female midgets and the men they love".
Minho Choi has changed his name to Hyung Whore.
Changmin Shim and Donghae Lee like this.
Taemin Lee thinks that Minho shouldn't use "soccerfan123" as a password.
Hyung Whore likes this.
Kibum Kim: It was too easy.
Amber Liu: LMFAO
Kibum Kim: Glad to know my dirty work has fans.
Amber Liu: My boo's got jokes.
Hyung Whore has changed his name to Minho Choi.
Taemin Lee: Hyung, do you want to talk about it?
Minho Choi left the group "Female midgets and the men they love".
Kibum Kim and Jonghyun Kim dislike this.
Yoogeun Hyung Whore?
Kibum Kim: YAH!
Taemin Lee: omg o_o
Jonghyun Kim: LOLOL
Kibum Kim: YOU ARE THE WORST FATHER EVER
Yoogeun is quitting this bitch and joining DBSK.
Changmin Shim, Yoochun Park, Jaejoong Kim, and 34 others like this.
Jonghyun Kim: ...WTF!!
Jonghyun Kim has deactivated his account.
Minho Choi: ....hyung?
Kibum Kim: Good riddance.
Kibum Kim likes this.
Minho Choi is confused.
Taemin Lee: Hyung, do you want to talk about it?