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why choice 37 deactivated his facebook (FIC!) 1/2
title: why choice 37 deactivated his facebook 1/2
authors: gdgdbaby jandi lovelyable
fandom: yg family (big bang, 2ne1, teddy, kush, shaun), and nuthang, dbsk, irl f4, hyori, and b.e.g
pairing: predominantly gd/top and teddy/taeyang; also daesung/hyori, one-sided teddy/cl, jaejoong/hyunjoong, teddy/kush bromance, one-sided gd/seungri
rating: r for language, implied sexual/adult themes
summary: a peek into yg family and other celebrities lives as told on facebook. in which kwon jiyong and choi seunghyun are no longer in a relationship, park sandara is an enthusiastic pervert, dong youngbae gets drunk, park teddy rescues a cone instead of kim kush, lee seungri gets denied, and choice 37 keeps declining invitations to farmville.
authors notes: we don't even know. purely for the lulz, because we almost peed ourselves writing this.
Dong Youngbae joined the group "WE LOVE DONGS".
Park Sandara and Kwon Jiyong like this.
Park Teddy: ...........
Kim Kush: LMAO DATS UR IN GIT IT
Dong Youngbae: ??
Shaun Evaristo: man get out of there right now trust me this is one of those lost in translation things
Kwon Jiyong and Choi Seunghyun are no longer in a relationship.
Choi Seunghyun likes this.
Dong Youngbae: ...What'd he do this time, Jiyong?
Lee Chaerin: do i need 2 stage an intervention boys
Park Teddy: hahahahahahaha get it boy
Choi Seunghyun: oh i thought this was a dislike button
Choi Seunghyun: ... how do i delete that
Park Bom: oh nooo! :(!!!!!
Kwon Jiyong: He's a dumbass, that's what he did. What else is new?
Park Teddy: lol ur life
Kim Kush: WHAT THE FUCK TOP HAHAHA
Choi Seunghyun: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID
Choi Seunghyun: WHATEVER
Kim Kush: I'M NOT LAUGHING @ U GD
Kwon Jiyong: Can we move on.
Kang Daesung and the shit hits the fan once again
Dong Youngbae: Yea tell me about it. Avoiding the dorm for a while...
Choi Seunghyun has posted in FAQs: How do I delete a comment thread?
Kwon Jiyong can't believe how slow some people are.
Lee Seungri: DDDD: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME HYUNG?? T__T
Lee Chaerin: yea. he is. dumbass. can't believe we share the same last name fml
Kwon Jiyong: .........wtf???? Yes. Go away.
Choi Seunghyun: have you been talking to m. hwang
i can run a mile in 7 mins now
Kwon Jiyong: jfc.
Choi Seunghyun: dont hate
Kwon Jiyong left the network "F4 & CO".
Kim Jaejoong likes this.
Park Yoochun: :(
Choi Seunghyun left the network "NUTHANG".
Song Kyungil: WHAT WHY HYUNG :| WHY
Song Kyungil created the network "F2thang" and invited Choi Seunghyun.
(Park Yoochun joined this network.)
Choi Seunghyun joined the group "I DRINK WHATEVER SOJU LEE HYORI ADVERTISES".
Park Teddy likes this.
Kang Daesung: can you not just for one day :|
Park Bom is sad for her dongsaengs TT TT!!!!! TT TT TT TT
Gong Minji: unnieee don't be sad! i'll make you happy~ :)
Park Bom: TT TT omo i dont know what to do TT TT
Lee Chaerin: dw unnie everything will be ok
Lee Seungri: don't worry noona i'll take care of everything ;)
Lee Chaerin: like hell you will :|
Kwon Jiyong: can you not fuck shit up please. Just let sleeping dogs lie ok maknae, go work on your script or sthng.
Lee Seungri: geez hyung just tryna help T__T
Choi Seunghyun is facebook slow for anyone else... i keep getting pm's....
Kim Kush: from what i been hearin not juss fb slow ;)
Choi Seunghyun: you wish you could pm with these noonas ;)
Kim Kush: oooo snap. git it git it
Park Teddy: is makin' popcorn.
Kim Kush: DA HELL U SAID U WERE OUT
IS IT THE GOOD KIND OR THE REGULR KIND
Park Teddy: i got dat kettle korn ish. america, yo :)
Kim Kush: WHERE R U
Park Teddy: STUDIO W/ CAT [footnote 1, see bottom]
Kim Kush: U DID DAT ON PURPOSE DIDNT U. U KNOW I HATE DAT ANIMAL MAN
Park Teddy: I CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT BY ITSELF
YB FOUND OUT THE LAST TIME :|
Dong Youngbae: Tibbles-sshi! 8D
Kim Kush: tibbles-sshit.
Park Teddy: kekekekeke
Dong Youngbae: ):< Stop it, have some respect
Park Teddy: u want him den?
Dong Youngbae: In a dorm with three dogs? Yeah right
Kim Kush: U WARIN DAT "FUCKERS" HAT WE GOT U YET YOUNGBAE-YAH
Dong Youngbae: Stop reminding me :(
Lee Chaerin: pass me summa that
Park Teddy: mannnn i ain't even gonna get any, am i?
Kim Kush: kekekkeke get any. keke.
Park Teddy: dat ain't even cool. stop encouraging her........
Lee Chaerin: thanks a lot AJUSSHI
Kwon Jiyong: didn't we talk about this already, I could swear I spent my whole Saturday with you talking about this :||||||
Dong Youngbae: @teddy Stop slacking and help me with my solo album, stat
Park Teddy: why don't you just chilllllll and have some popcorn
Kwon Jiyong: or we can hire another producer. It's a Monday at 11 AM. What are you doing. >:|
Park Teddy: good luck findin someun else to put up wit ur ass ^^
Choi Seunghyun and Lee Hyori are now friends.
Choi Seunghyun and Son Dambi are now friends.
Choi Seunghyun and Cho "Miryo" Mi Hyea are now friends.
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Kim Kush: GIT IT GIT IT
Choi Seunghyun: sorry fb was laggin couldn't respond
b.e.g./f4 party on sat, you down?
Kim Kush: man u playa. beg r dey all single still
Kim Kush: shit i gota nuthang thing SHIT
Kim Kush: nm all sorted DONT B MAD JIYONGIE keke
Choi Seunghyun: u know it. idk about ga-in and that one dude tho. dress code is suits and ties.
Kim Kush: lol jokwon rite? kekekekkeke ya ok i blive it when i c it. suits n ties. shit.
Park Sandara: @top CAN I COME????
Park Bom: aaaahhhhh seunghyunnieeee! wat are you doing!!!!!! TTTTT TTTTTT
Choi Seunghyun: noona, jaejoongie hyung says hi
Park Bom: aaaaiigooooo why hyunnie wat are you doing aigooo!!!!!!!!
Choi Seunghyun: nothing, i'm just the middle man. :)
Park Bom: DONT INVITE HIM OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT TO MAKE NOONA CRY TT TT
Choi Seunghyun: he'll stay over with me noona. i won't let him come down. :(
Kang Daesung: hyori? .. what are you doing.
Choi Seunghyun: you wouldn't let me add her :|
Kang Daesung: NOSHIT HYUNG
Choi Seunghyun: oic you don't trust your hyung. i see how it is.
Kang Daesung: can you really blame me :|||
Choi Seunghyun: hyori noona isn't even in brown eyed girls. shes in a class of her own though *___*
Kang Daesung: !!! stop looking at my girl >:
Kwon Jiyong: I wonder why.
Choi Seunghyun: hey you said i was single :/
Kwon Jiyong: GOD EVERY CONVERSATION WITH YOU IS CIRCULAR.
Choi Seunghyun: i don’t get it
Kang Daesung: @jiyong ikr i'm with you on this one hyung
Kwon Jiyong: Daesungie, you want to come to Blush this Saturday?
Kang Daesung: sure thing, i've got time on my hands :)
Kwon Jiyong: Ok ^^ When are you free? We'll have to get you an outfit.
Kang Daesung: will probably be sleeping in tomorrow morning but the afternoon is fine, no schedules
Kwon Jiyong: Well, I'll come wake you up, we need to be there before the crowds hit! I'll buy you a v-neck or sthng, I found some things on Dior Homme that would look great on you~ ^^
Kang Daesung: vnecks yessss. thanks a bunch hyung, you rock :)
Kwon Jiyong: added to my schedule. I'm waking you up at 8:30!
Choi Seunghyun completed the quiz “What Hogwarts house are you in?” with the result of Hufflepuff.You have been sorted into Hufflepuff House. You are an all around nice guy with a fun and loving personality. You can be a bit clueless at times and… (see more)
Choi Seunghyun: DISLIKES THIS.
Kim Kush: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA @ YOU
Choi Seunghyun: w/e if im in hufflepuff i'm cedric :3 and youre filch.
Kim Kush: .......idk man i dun read harry potter
Gong Minji: kush-oppa!! i can lend you the books~
Kim Kush: o ok...... thx maknae
Lee Seungri is reading the sun also rises, kekeke hemingway XD
Kwon Jiyong: oic you actually spelled his name right this time.
Lee Seungri: TT TT TT TT so mean hyung
Shaun Evaristo: .... you understand english, man?
Kwon Jiyong: Korean translation, last time I checked he was reading the sparknotes.
Dong Youngbae: @seungri Good book, how do you like it so far?
Lee Chaerin: lol don't even, oppa
Kwon Jiyong completed the quiz "What Hogwarts character are you?" with the result of Draco Malfoy.
You are Draco Malfoy. Malicious, cunning, and ambitious, you aspire to be the best and hate anybody who gets in your way. You tend to blame others when things don't work out as planned... (see more)
Shaun Evaristo likes this.
Choi Seunghyun: sounds accurate to me
Park Sandara: WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY IS MY FEED
DETAILS I WANT THEM!!!!!!!
Lee Chaerin: lol unnie shit hit the fan
Park Sandara: omg i want seunghyun goon and miryo sshi *__*
Lee Chaerin: lol shh jingyo's prolly creepin
Park Sandara: yeah but they would be so cute, rapper couple omo!
Lee Chaerin: okay point. but i think the old man goes for different kinds of /girls/ if you know what i mean
Park Sandara: NO I DONT GET IT. i think i need details. and lots of them. :D
Lee Chaerin: gurl why don't you go ask him
Park Bom: DARA >:|||||||||||| who's side are you on TT TT
Park Sandara: i'm just watching ok!!!!!!!
Park Bom: dara why you have to make this public!!!!!! TT TT
Park Sandara: ;; I WILL FIX IT... LATER.
Kwon Jiyong became a fan of Donatella Versace.
Kwon Jiyong added Paste, Nylon, Pitchfork, and Hypebeast to his interests.
Park Teddy: lol ~hipster~
Kwon Jiyong: oic those urban outfitters catalogues on your desk.
Park Teddy: hater. its spx
Kwon Jiyong wrote on Yang Seungho's wall.
Can you call Blush and revise the # of people coming? Dumbass is a no-show and Kush isn't coming either. Justar's on vacation............ bring friends.
Kim Kush: sry jiyongie. NEXT WEEK. I'LL BRING PATRON keke. :D
Kwon Jiyong: Man, whatever. Can you afford Patron??
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Cho "Miryo" Mi Hyea's wall.
sup noona how you be
Choi Seunghyun joined the group "BAMFs".
Gong Minji: what’s a bamf oppa?
Kwon Jiyong: it's the opposite of him, maknae
Choi Seunghyun: hater
(Lee Seungri also joined this group.)
Lee Chaerin: LOL @ U
Lee Seungri: HOW DO I DELETE THIS POST D:<
Kwon Jiyong: LMAO
Dong Youngbae joined the group "WE LOVE DONGS".
Park Sandara and Kwon Jiyong like this.
Park Teddy: ...........
Kim Kush: LMAO DATS UR IN GIT IT
Dong Youngbae: ??
Shaun Evaristo: man get out of there right now trust me this is one of those lost in translation things
Dong Youngbae declined 56 friend requests.
Dong Youngbae left the group "WE LOVE DONGS".
Park Teddy likes this.
Dong Youngbae added the Bookshelf application.
Kwon Jiyong: Nerd.
Dong Youngbae: Some of us actually read, Jiyong.
Kwon Jiyong: What are you saying? I read. :|
Dong Youngbae: I mean besides Biography of MGMT and Vogue.
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Park Teddy's wall.
if u don't mind hyunjoong, come to our party w/beg
Park Teddy: aiight i'm there. where dambi at? invite her
Lee Chaerin: what happened 2 lexy???
Park Teddy: damn, you cold. :/
Lee Chaerin: just curious oppa, that's all >__>
Park Sandara: me too me too DETAILS
Lee Seungri: i third this request!
Lee Chaerin: JFC are you annoying
Kwon Jiyong: Lmao, Seungri, get back to your script or we can just call your movie off.
Kim Kush: @top man :| he aredy has cl ok. dibs on narsha, u friends wit her yet seunghyun-ya??????
Kwon Jiyong: @teddy You are so inappropriate hyung :/
Park Teddy: lol icu lurkin little jiyongie ^^
Kwon Jiyong: .....
btw I'm producing the next album with Choice. YG says take a break.
Park Teddy: oh is that how it is? lol thought u were workin on top's solo
Kwon Jiyong: Don't have time. YG is finding somebody else. He wants to rap about Adriana Lima and those fucking creepy bearbrick things, I'm sure they'll have no trouble finding somebody just as /quality/ to fit the producer profile.
Choi Seunghyun: cold.
Choi Seunghyun: @kush yeah i got that on lock. idk man this is too easy
Kim Kush: shit yea! make sure i get dere b4 teddy hyung ok. great thnx
Dong Youngbae became a fan of Kim Taehee.
Choi Seunghyun likes this.
Choi Seunghyun: yo txtn u her # right now
Choi Seunghyun: don't tell teddy
Dong Youngbae: ...oh, ok thanks
Choi Seunghyun: or cl
Dong Youngbae: .....oh, ok... thanks...
Choi Seunghyun, Lee Byunghyun, and Kim Taehee joined the network "IRIS".
Dong Youngbae joined the group "bros before hos".
Kwon Jiyong likes this.
Lee Chaerin: u tryna send subliminal messages or wat
Dong Youngbae: Just don't want to get involved in this whole mess :|
Kwon Jiyong: YOUNGBAE HAHA
Dong Youngbae: Why are you laughing?! Don't judge >:
Kwon Jiyong: DID YOU JUST CALL SEUNGHYUN A HO! KEKE
Dong Youngbae: ... No comment, pleading 5th
Kwon Jiyong: KEKE @ YOU
Choi Seunghyun: :(
Dong Youngbae: HE SAID IT NOT ME!
(Park Sandara also joined this group.)
Lee Chaerin: LOL UNNIE WAT?
Park Bom: aigooooo dara you really are a gossip!!!!!!!
Dong Youngbae: Um, noona, I don't know if... .///////.
Kwon Jiyong: lmao he's not joking either, I see him blushing in the kitchen~
Dong Youngbae: :( Be quiet ugh
Park Sandara: don't make your noona cry! i want to stay! ;;
Dong Youngbae: Um, okay don't worry about it noona :)
(Kwon Jiyong also joined this group.)
Kim Kush: can i still join after da beg party unless teddy decides not to reck my game w/ narsha
Choi Seunghyun: traitor
Lee Chaerin: lol oppa don't take him too seriously, he drunk
Kim Kush: STOP STEPPN ON MAH STEEZE DEN
Gong Minji: oppa what's a ho?
Dong Youngbae: Um. Um. Ask another oppa? D:
Park Bom: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TEDDY OPPA >:||||
(Lee Seungri also joined this group.)
Kwon Jiyong: LMAO
Kwon Jiyong, Yang Seungho, Kang Daesung, and 27 others are attending the event "PARTY @ BLUSH".
Choi Seunghyun has declined a request by Song Kyungil to attend the event "PARTY @ BLUSH".
Park Teddy created the group "bros n dey hos".
Dong Youngbae: You are such a poser hyung
Park Bom:.... what does this mean oppa?!?!?!?!?
(Shaun Evaristo also joined this group.)
(Shaun Evaristo left this group.)
Shaun Evaristo: Aimee, man.
Gong Minji: oppa, youngbae-oppa won't tell me; what's a ho??
Park Teddy: aljalkgjeoi
Park Bom: AIGOO MINJI !!! TEDDY OPPA REALLY >:|
Gong Minji: i don't get it unnie TT TT
Park Teddy: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE 18 TO USE DA INNERNET
Choi Seunghyun has joined this group.
Kwon Jiyong: right, the operative word in you joining being the "dey hos" part.
Kwon Jiyong became a fan of blood letters.
Lee Chaerin: LOL WTF
Lee Chaerin: SENDING U ONE BRB
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Kim Kush KUSH NEEDS A SUIT 4 DA PARTY 2NITE
Choi Seunghyun: i got you, we'll just stop by my mom's house later
Choi Seunghyun: uhh if you don't mind orange.
Kim Kush: .....orange???? u have an orange suit?
Kim Kush: MAN I CANT BELIEVE I JUST FOLLOWD U ALL THE WAY 2 UR HOUSE.
I SAID SUIT AS IN SUIT AS IN BOWTIE SUIT NOT TRACKSUIT. man also how fat were u i fit like 2 of me in dere
Choi Seunghyun: sorry, narsha says guest list is full.
Kim Kush: wtf man whoz a traitor now. KEEP UR ORANGE FATSUIT
Park Teddy: iss ~vintage~
Choi Seunghyun: i dont like it when you guys call me fat.
Kwon Jiyong is out shopping with his favorite dongsaeng, @Kang Daesung.
Lee Chaerin: you have the best taste, pick something up for me?
Kwon Jiyong: what do you want???? We're @ Balenciaga. I found a vest I like, want me to pick you up another color?
Lee Chaerin: mm sounds good. can you also grab me a buncha new headbands, dara snapped two of mine yesterday :|
Kwon Jiyong: K. You like the ones at Lux right?
Lee Chaerin: yup lol you know me too well :)
Lee Seungri: @gd WAIT WHAT WHAT ABOUT ME HYUNGNIM TT___TT
Kwon Jiyong: what about you?
Lee Seungri: :(((((
Kwon Jiyong: YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE SHOPPING. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO BALENCIAGA IS
Park "Narsha" Hyojin has invited Park Teddy and Choi Seunghyun to the group "party planning ^^". This is a closed group.
Kim Kush: oic how it is.
Lee Chaerin: LOLOL SUCKER
Choi Seunghyun: @narsha hey. don't forget about jaejoong and hyunjoong hyungs. :) oh, and yoochun. btw thanks for the virtual be@rbrick.
Gong Minji has invited Kwon Jiyong, Choi Seunghyun, Park Sandara, and ten others to the application Pet Society.
Choi Seunghyun is making an appointment with Master Hwang.
Park Sandara and Kwon Jiyong like this.
Kwon Jiyong: ha.
Choi Seunghyun: u mad?
Kwon Jiyong: Wait, I know how this one goes. Am I mad? 'Cause I sound mad? No.
Park Teddy: lolololol
Kim Kush: @top SUMBODY FEELIN INSECURE ABOUT DEY ORANGE FATSUIT????
Choi Seunghyun: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GO THERE
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
I WAS GONNA ASK IF I COULD BRING YOU ANYWAY
DAMN
Kim Kush: MAN OK
IF I GET AN INVITE I WILL CALL U SKINNY
ALL NITE LONG
IF U SET TEDDY UP WIT YOOCH
UR DA SKINNIEST MAN IN DA WORLD.
Choi Seunghyun: alkdgjakl fine i got you. :|
Dong Youngbae: @top Taking the initiative, I see, hyung. I approve :D
Kwon Jiyong: You know where that got him last time? +12 pounds lmao.
Dong Youngbae: What an encouraging leader...
Choi Seunghyun: see what i have to put up with?
Dong Youngbae: Lol hey I'm not saying you don't have your faults either
Park Teddy: YO TAKE A SIDE
Kwon Jiyong: STEP OUT OF IT.
Dong Youngbae: :| Says you, the one just watching from the sidelines
Park Teddy: dude i'm going to tabi's party, das already a side.
Choice 37 has denied a request by Gong Minji for the application Pet Society.
Choice 37 has denied a request by Lee Seunghyun for the application Mafia Wars.
Choice 37 has denied a request by Park Sandara to join Farmville.
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Kwon Jiyong is getting ready for Blush tonight. @Dong Youngbae, do you want to come? There's a spot open on the reservations list ^^
Dong Youngbae: Not getting involved in your shenanigans :| I have to work out. And work on my album. And walk the three dogs we own, two of which aren't mine and one of which is YOURS.
Choi Seunghyun dropping charlie off at hyeyoon noona's. teddy's coming to b.e.g. mixer. you should come.
Lee Seungri: how come you never ask me to go meet noonas TT TT
Choi Seunghyun: idk, i already intro'd you to junsu, what more you want????
Lee Seungri: oh that's true. you're so much nicer than jiyong hyung :)
Kwon Jiyong: Oh. Well you don't need that VIP pass to the After School concert next week then. I'll give them to Kyungil I guess.
Choi Seunghyun: hey little seunghyun, didn't know you liked after school. yooch's ex is in that group. don't know if you can handle gahee tho
Lee Seungri: ORLY? omg but jiyong hyung.. omg this is too hard i'm going to go talk to yb hyung
Choi Seunghyun: lol, srsly? vip passes vs. actual gahee? ok dongsaeng.
Kwon Jiyong: Wow, way to cop out.
Kwon Jiyong: @yb I already walked Gaho, Minji said she'd take care of all of them, and how can you work on your album? Teddy is at that little party of his and Choice is... I don't know where Choice is. You've already worked out twice today. And I never get to spend time with you anymore but if you think that's ok then I guess I'll see you tomorrow :(
Dong Youngbae: ... Well if you put it that way then I guess I can take some time out to come... sorry Seunghyun, maybe next time :) Say hi to the noonas for me
Kwon Jiyong: GREAT ^^ I got you an outfit kekeke. It's on your bed, be ready in 15!
Dong Youngbae: ... You knew I was going to say yes. >: I hate you
Kwon Jiyong: No! I just got it in case :D
Dong Youngbae: If you say so...
Kwon Jiyong: keke ^^
Park Teddy: oic how it is. cot 2 good for u now
Dong Youngbae: I don't see how this has to do with anything. You're not even going to be there, tonight, what's the point?
Park Teddy: is out to lunch.
Kwon Jiyong: I'm just stealing him for a night, don't get butthurt. You'll have your man back tomorrow hyung ;)
Park Teddy: incest incest incest
Kwon Jiyong: PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE
Park Teddy: AIGHT DONT MAKE ME BUST OUT DA BEARBRICK SUIT PICZ [footnote 2, see bottom]. DON'T THINK I DON'T GOT THOSE. PEDO
Choi Seunghyun: i want a copy of those. :(
Kwon Jiyong: Have fun tonight, hyung!
Dong Youngbae: @teddy Hyung don't even go there, or I'm never staying at the cot again, I swear
Park Teddy: is at a meeting.
Dong Youngbae: Jiyong this is all your fault.
Park Bom is cooking dinner for everybody in yg tomorrow! yayayayya!!!!!!!! making grocery lists kekekke ~^o^~ ♥
Kang Daesung, Dong Youngbae, Lee Chaerin, and five others like this.
Kim Kush: ...am i invited?
Park Bom: omo of course oppa ^~^!
Kim Kush: o. OK LOOKIN 4WRD TO IT :D
Lee Chaerin: ... are you sure you're up for this, unnie?
Park Bom: if you help i will be, chaerin-ah!!!! :) :)
Kwon Jiyong: I might be busy :/
Kang Daesung: LOL I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HYUNG
Kwon Jiyong: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING I MIGHT BE BUSY!!!!
Lee Chaerin: lol oppa i doubt it ;)
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Kim Jaejoong's wall.
you ready yet?
ps wtf is your default pic. is that what i think it is? hyung i don't need to see that again :/
Park Sandara: i wanna see ^^
Lee Chaerin: control yourself, dara
Kim Jaejoong: @dara next time noona ;) next time
Kim Jaejoong wrote on Choi Seunghyun's wall.
caaaaalm doooown we have 3 hours don't rush me dongsaeng or i'll go even slower!
ps you love it and it's not for you; i hear @Kwon Jiyong is back on the market keke
Kwon Jiyong: dislikes this.
Kim Jaejoong: kekekke ;)
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Kim Jaejoong's wall.
i'm tired of playing pet society though :(
algjkdaglj hyung. :|
Kim Jaejoong is now listed as single.
Kim Hyunjoong: :|
Kim Jaejoong wrote on Choi Seunghyun's wall.
ok ok just this once. wow i'm done in 93 minutes. look at that, what a milestone! k i'm picking you up now
you know all this would be easier if you just learned how to drive. you keep leaving foodcrumbs in my car
*
Lee Chaerin girls' night out y/y?
Park Bom: yes!!!!!! ~^_^~ but can you help unnie pick up some groceries plz and thank you :)
Lee Chaerin: sigh, will do unnie will do
Park Sandara: OH YOU MEAN GIRLS NIGHT OUT TO BLUSH AND SEUNGHYUN GOON'S PARTY? :D
Lee Chaerin: DARA GIRLS NIGHT OUT IS GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITHOUT BOYS AROUND LOL
Lee Seungri: CAN I GO WITH YOU PLZ NOONA!
Gong Minji thinks the apartment building is so quiet when all the oppas are away at their parties! Crickets....
Park Sandara: RIGHT? that's why we should go too. we can just stand outside and watch its no big deal ^^
Lee Seungri: thank god you guys are here to keep me company ^^
Lee Chaerin: yea ok you wish, reject
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part two because this was too long for one entry »
[footnotes]
(1): teddy's cat
jandi : lmfao teddy should have lke a bulldog
lovelyable : or like something completely weird
lovelyable : a tabby cat
jandi : A PERSIAN
jandi : LMAO YB COMES OVER AND IS LIKE .................
lovelyable : TEDDY'S LIKE SHUT UP ITS MY MOMS
jandi : lmfao it's named like mr. tibbles or some shit
lovelyable : LMFASLDKJ
lovelyable : YB IS LIKE DO I HAVE TO CALL IT THAT?
lovelyable : TEDDYS LIKE NO
jandi : I JUST CALL IT CAT
(for the whole chat log with this conversation, click here)
(2): gd & the bearbrick suit
jandi : LMAO GD WOULD NEVER WEAR A BEARBRICK SUIT
jandi : OR LIKE HE WOULD BUT RAGE THE WHOLE TIME
lovelyable : TOP IS LIKE YAY CUDDLE :3
lovelyable : AND GD IS LIKE GET THE FUCK OFF ME >:|
lovelyable : AND TOP IS LIKE BUT THEN THAT JUST DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF WHY YOU DRESSED UP
jandi : gd is like angrily muttering w/e w/e :| in his onesie looking suit
(for the whole chat log with this conversation, click here)
authors: gdgdbaby jandi lovelyable
fandom: yg family (big bang, 2ne1, teddy, kush, shaun), and nuthang, dbsk, irl f4, hyori, and b.e.g
pairing: predominantly gd/top and teddy/taeyang; also daesung/hyori, one-sided teddy/cl, jaejoong/hyunjoong, teddy/kush bromance, one-sided gd/seungri
rating: r for language, implied sexual/adult themes
summary: a peek into yg family and other celebrities lives as told on facebook. in which kwon jiyong and choi seunghyun are no longer in a relationship, park sandara is an enthusiastic pervert, dong youngbae gets drunk, park teddy rescues a cone instead of kim kush, lee seungri gets denied, and choice 37 keeps declining invitations to farmville.
authors notes: we don't even know. purely for the lulz, because we almost peed ourselves writing this.
Dong Youngbae joined the group "WE LOVE DONGS".
Park Sandara and Kwon Jiyong like this.
Park Teddy: ...........
Kim Kush: LMAO DATS UR IN GIT IT
Dong Youngbae: ??
Shaun Evaristo: man get out of there right now trust me this is one of those lost in translation things
Kwon Jiyong and Choi Seunghyun are no longer in a relationship.
Choi Seunghyun likes this.
Dong Youngbae: ...What'd he do this time, Jiyong?
Lee Chaerin: do i need 2 stage an intervention boys
Park Teddy: hahahahahahaha get it boy
Choi Seunghyun: oh i thought this was a dislike button
Choi Seunghyun: ... how do i delete that
Park Bom: oh nooo! :(!!!!!
Kwon Jiyong: He's a dumbass, that's what he did. What else is new?
Park Teddy: lol ur life
Kim Kush: WHAT THE FUCK TOP HAHAHA
Choi Seunghyun: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID
Choi Seunghyun: WHATEVER
Kim Kush: I'M NOT LAUGHING @ U GD
Kwon Jiyong: Can we move on.
Kang Daesung and the shit hits the fan once again
Dong Youngbae: Yea tell me about it. Avoiding the dorm for a while...
Choi Seunghyun has posted in FAQs: How do I delete a comment thread?
Kwon Jiyong can't believe how slow some people are.
Lee Seungri: DDDD: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME HYUNG?? T__T
Lee Chaerin: yea. he is. dumbass. can't believe we share the same last name fml
Kwon Jiyong: .........wtf???? Yes. Go away.
Choi Seunghyun: have you been talking to m. hwang
i can run a mile in 7 mins now
Kwon Jiyong: jfc.
Choi Seunghyun: dont hate
Kwon Jiyong left the network "F4 & CO".
Kim Jaejoong likes this.
Park Yoochun: :(
Choi Seunghyun left the network "NUTHANG".
Song Kyungil: WHAT WHY HYUNG :| WHY
Song Kyungil created the network "F2thang" and invited Choi Seunghyun.
(Park Yoochun joined this network.)
Choi Seunghyun joined the group "I DRINK WHATEVER SOJU LEE HYORI ADVERTISES".
Park Teddy likes this.
Kang Daesung: can you not just for one day :|
Park Bom is sad for her dongsaengs TT TT!!!!! TT TT TT TT
Gong Minji: unnieee don't be sad! i'll make you happy~ :)
Park Bom: TT TT omo i dont know what to do TT TT
Lee Chaerin: dw unnie everything will be ok
Lee Seungri: don't worry noona i'll take care of everything ;)
Lee Chaerin: like hell you will :|
Kwon Jiyong: can you not fuck shit up please. Just let sleeping dogs lie ok maknae, go work on your script or sthng.
Lee Seungri: geez hyung just tryna help T__T
Choi Seunghyun is facebook slow for anyone else... i keep getting pm's....
Kim Kush: from what i been hearin not juss fb slow ;)
Choi Seunghyun: you wish you could pm with these noonas ;)
Kim Kush: oooo snap. git it git it
Park Teddy: is makin' popcorn.
Kim Kush: DA HELL U SAID U WERE OUT
IS IT THE GOOD KIND OR THE REGULR KIND
Park Teddy: i got dat kettle korn ish. america, yo :)
Kim Kush: WHERE R U
Park Teddy: STUDIO W/ CAT [footnote 1, see bottom]
Kim Kush: U DID DAT ON PURPOSE DIDNT U. U KNOW I HATE DAT ANIMAL MAN
Park Teddy: I CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT BY ITSELF
YB FOUND OUT THE LAST TIME :|
Dong Youngbae: Tibbles-sshi! 8D
Kim Kush: tibbles-sshit.
Park Teddy: kekekekeke
Dong Youngbae: ):< Stop it, have some respect
Park Teddy: u want him den?
Dong Youngbae: In a dorm with three dogs? Yeah right
Kim Kush: U WARIN DAT "FUCKERS" HAT WE GOT U YET YOUNGBAE-YAH
Dong Youngbae: Stop reminding me :(
Lee Chaerin: pass me summa that
Park Teddy: mannnn i ain't even gonna get any, am i?
Kim Kush: kekekkeke get any. keke.
Park Teddy: dat ain't even cool. stop encouraging her........
Lee Chaerin: thanks a lot AJUSSHI
Kwon Jiyong: didn't we talk about this already, I could swear I spent my whole Saturday with you talking about this :||||||
Dong Youngbae: @teddy Stop slacking and help me with my solo album, stat
Park Teddy: why don't you just chilllllll and have some popcorn
Kwon Jiyong: or we can hire another producer. It's a Monday at 11 AM. What are you doing. >:|
Park Teddy: good luck findin someun else to put up wit ur ass ^^
Choi Seunghyun and Lee Hyori are now friends.
Choi Seunghyun and Son Dambi are now friends.
Choi Seunghyun and Cho "Miryo" Mi Hyea are now friends.
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Kim Kush: GIT IT GIT IT
Choi Seunghyun: sorry fb was laggin couldn't respond
b.e.g./f4 party on sat, you down?
Kim Kush: man u playa. beg r dey all single still
Kim Kush: shit i gota nuthang thing SHIT
Kim Kush: nm all sorted DONT B MAD JIYONGIE keke
Choi Seunghyun: u know it. idk about ga-in and that one dude tho. dress code is suits and ties.
Kim Kush: lol jokwon rite? kekekekkeke ya ok i blive it when i c it. suits n ties. shit.
Park Sandara: @top CAN I COME????
Park Bom: aaaahhhhh seunghyunnieeee! wat are you doing!!!!!! TTTTT TTTTTT
Choi Seunghyun: noona, jaejoongie hyung says hi
Park Bom: aaaaiigooooo why hyunnie wat are you doing aigooo!!!!!!!!
Choi Seunghyun: nothing, i'm just the middle man. :)
Park Bom: DONT INVITE HIM OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT TO MAKE NOONA CRY TT TT
Choi Seunghyun: he'll stay over with me noona. i won't let him come down. :(
Kang Daesung: hyori? .. what are you doing.
Choi Seunghyun: you wouldn't let me add her :|
Kang Daesung: NOSHIT HYUNG
Choi Seunghyun: oic you don't trust your hyung. i see how it is.
Kang Daesung: can you really blame me :|||
Choi Seunghyun: hyori noona isn't even in brown eyed girls. shes in a class of her own though *___*
Kang Daesung: !!! stop looking at my girl >:
Kwon Jiyong: I wonder why.
Choi Seunghyun: hey you said i was single :/
Kwon Jiyong: GOD EVERY CONVERSATION WITH YOU IS CIRCULAR.
Choi Seunghyun: i don’t get it
Kang Daesung: @jiyong ikr i'm with you on this one hyung
Kwon Jiyong: Daesungie, you want to come to Blush this Saturday?
Kang Daesung: sure thing, i've got time on my hands :)
Kwon Jiyong: Ok ^^ When are you free? We'll have to get you an outfit.
Kang Daesung: will probably be sleeping in tomorrow morning but the afternoon is fine, no schedules
Kwon Jiyong: Well, I'll come wake you up, we need to be there before the crowds hit! I'll buy you a v-neck or sthng, I found some things on Dior Homme that would look great on you~ ^^
Kang Daesung: vnecks yessss. thanks a bunch hyung, you rock :)
Kwon Jiyong: added to my schedule. I'm waking you up at 8:30!
Choi Seunghyun completed the quiz “What Hogwarts house are you in?” with the result of Hufflepuff.You have been sorted into Hufflepuff House. You are an all around nice guy with a fun and loving personality. You can be a bit clueless at times and… (see more)
Choi Seunghyun: DISLIKES THIS.
Kim Kush: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA @ YOU
Choi Seunghyun: w/e if im in hufflepuff i'm cedric :3 and youre filch.
Kim Kush: .......idk man i dun read harry potter
Gong Minji: kush-oppa!! i can lend you the books~
Kim Kush: o ok...... thx maknae
Lee Seungri is reading the sun also rises, kekeke hemingway XD
Kwon Jiyong: oic you actually spelled his name right this time.
Lee Seungri: TT TT TT TT so mean hyung
Shaun Evaristo: .... you understand english, man?
Kwon Jiyong: Korean translation, last time I checked he was reading the sparknotes.
Dong Youngbae: @seungri Good book, how do you like it so far?
Lee Chaerin: lol don't even, oppa
Kwon Jiyong completed the quiz "What Hogwarts character are you?" with the result of Draco Malfoy.
You are Draco Malfoy. Malicious, cunning, and ambitious, you aspire to be the best and hate anybody who gets in your way. You tend to blame others when things don't work out as planned... (see more)
Shaun Evaristo likes this.
Choi Seunghyun: sounds accurate to me
Park Sandara: WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY IS MY FEED
DETAILS I WANT THEM!!!!!!!
Lee Chaerin: lol unnie shit hit the fan
Park Sandara: omg i want seunghyun goon and miryo sshi *__*
Lee Chaerin: lol shh jingyo's prolly creepin
Park Sandara: yeah but they would be so cute, rapper couple omo!
Lee Chaerin: okay point. but i think the old man goes for different kinds of /girls/ if you know what i mean
Park Sandara: NO I DONT GET IT. i think i need details. and lots of them. :D
Lee Chaerin: gurl why don't you go ask him
Park Bom: DARA >:|||||||||||| who's side are you on TT TT
Park Sandara: i'm just watching ok!!!!!!!
Park Bom: dara why you have to make this public!!!!!! TT TT
Park Sandara: ;; I WILL FIX IT... LATER.
Kwon Jiyong became a fan of Donatella Versace.
Kwon Jiyong added Paste, Nylon, Pitchfork, and Hypebeast to his interests.
Park Teddy: lol ~hipster~
Kwon Jiyong: oic those urban outfitters catalogues on your desk.
Park Teddy: hater. its spx
Kwon Jiyong wrote on Yang Seungho's wall.
Can you call Blush and revise the # of people coming? Dumbass is a no-show and Kush isn't coming either. Justar's on vacation............ bring friends.
Kim Kush: sry jiyongie. NEXT WEEK. I'LL BRING PATRON keke. :D
Kwon Jiyong: Man, whatever. Can you afford Patron??
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Cho "Miryo" Mi Hyea's wall.
sup noona how you be
Choi Seunghyun joined the group "BAMFs".
Gong Minji: what’s a bamf oppa?
Kwon Jiyong: it's the opposite of him, maknae
Choi Seunghyun: hater
(Lee Seungri also joined this group.)
Lee Chaerin: LOL @ U
Lee Seungri: HOW DO I DELETE THIS POST D:<
Kwon Jiyong: LMAO
Dong Youngbae joined the group "WE LOVE DONGS".
Park Sandara and Kwon Jiyong like this.
Park Teddy: ...........
Kim Kush: LMAO DATS UR IN GIT IT
Dong Youngbae: ??
Shaun Evaristo: man get out of there right now trust me this is one of those lost in translation things
Dong Youngbae declined 56 friend requests.
Dong Youngbae left the group "WE LOVE DONGS".
Park Teddy likes this.
Dong Youngbae added the Bookshelf application.
Kwon Jiyong: Nerd.
Dong Youngbae: Some of us actually read, Jiyong.
Kwon Jiyong: What are you saying? I read. :|
Dong Youngbae: I mean besides Biography of MGMT and Vogue.
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Park Teddy's wall.
if u don't mind hyunjoong, come to our party w/beg
Park Teddy: aiight i'm there. where dambi at? invite her
Lee Chaerin: what happened 2 lexy???
Park Teddy: damn, you cold. :/
Lee Chaerin: just curious oppa, that's all >__>
Park Sandara: me too me too DETAILS
Lee Seungri: i third this request!
Lee Chaerin: JFC are you annoying
Kwon Jiyong: Lmao, Seungri, get back to your script or we can just call your movie off.
Kim Kush: @top man :| he aredy has cl ok. dibs on narsha, u friends wit her yet seunghyun-ya??????
Kwon Jiyong: @teddy You are so inappropriate hyung :/
Park Teddy: lol icu lurkin little jiyongie ^^
Kwon Jiyong: .....
btw I'm producing the next album with Choice. YG says take a break.
Park Teddy: oh is that how it is? lol thought u were workin on top's solo
Kwon Jiyong: Don't have time. YG is finding somebody else. He wants to rap about Adriana Lima and those fucking creepy bearbrick things, I'm sure they'll have no trouble finding somebody just as /quality/ to fit the producer profile.
Choi Seunghyun: cold.
Choi Seunghyun: @kush yeah i got that on lock. idk man this is too easy
Kim Kush: shit yea! make sure i get dere b4 teddy hyung ok. great thnx
Dong Youngbae became a fan of Kim Taehee.
Choi Seunghyun likes this.
Choi Seunghyun: yo txtn u her # right now
Choi Seunghyun: don't tell teddy
Dong Youngbae: ...oh, ok thanks
Choi Seunghyun: or cl
Dong Youngbae: .....oh, ok... thanks...
Choi Seunghyun, Lee Byunghyun, and Kim Taehee joined the network "IRIS".
Dong Youngbae joined the group "bros before hos".
Kwon Jiyong likes this.
Lee Chaerin: u tryna send subliminal messages or wat
Dong Youngbae: Just don't want to get involved in this whole mess :|
Kwon Jiyong: YOUNGBAE HAHA
Dong Youngbae: Why are you laughing?! Don't judge >:
Kwon Jiyong: DID YOU JUST CALL SEUNGHYUN A HO! KEKE
Dong Youngbae: ... No comment, pleading 5th
Kwon Jiyong: KEKE @ YOU
Choi Seunghyun: :(
Dong Youngbae: HE SAID IT NOT ME!
(Park Sandara also joined this group.)
Lee Chaerin: LOL UNNIE WAT?
Park Bom: aigooooo dara you really are a gossip!!!!!!!
Dong Youngbae: Um, noona, I don't know if... .///////.
Kwon Jiyong: lmao he's not joking either, I see him blushing in the kitchen~
Dong Youngbae: :( Be quiet ugh
Park Sandara: don't make your noona cry! i want to stay! ;;
Dong Youngbae: Um, okay don't worry about it noona :)
(Kwon Jiyong also joined this group.)
Kim Kush: can i still join after da beg party unless teddy decides not to reck my game w/ narsha
Choi Seunghyun: traitor
Lee Chaerin: lol oppa don't take him too seriously, he drunk
Kim Kush: STOP STEPPN ON MAH STEEZE DEN
Gong Minji: oppa what's a ho?
Dong Youngbae: Um. Um. Ask another oppa? D:
Park Bom: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TEDDY OPPA >:||||
(Lee Seungri also joined this group.)
Kwon Jiyong: LMAO
Kwon Jiyong, Yang Seungho, Kang Daesung, and 27 others are attending the event "PARTY @ BLUSH".
Choi Seunghyun has declined a request by Song Kyungil to attend the event "PARTY @ BLUSH".
Park Teddy created the group "bros n dey hos".
Dong Youngbae: You are such a poser hyung
Park Bom:.... what does this mean oppa?!?!?!?!?
(Shaun Evaristo also joined this group.)
(Shaun Evaristo left this group.)
Shaun Evaristo: Aimee, man.
Gong Minji: oppa, youngbae-oppa won't tell me; what's a ho??
Park Teddy: aljalkgjeoi
Park Bom: AIGOO MINJI !!! TEDDY OPPA REALLY >:|
Gong Minji: i don't get it unnie TT TT
Park Teddy: I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE 18 TO USE DA INNERNET
Choi Seunghyun has joined this group.
Kwon Jiyong: right, the operative word in you joining being the "dey hos" part.
Kwon Jiyong became a fan of blood letters.
Lee Chaerin: LOL WTF
Lee Chaerin: SENDING U ONE BRB
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Kim Kush KUSH NEEDS A SUIT 4 DA PARTY 2NITE
Choi Seunghyun: i got you, we'll just stop by my mom's house later
Choi Seunghyun: uhh if you don't mind orange.
Kim Kush: .....orange???? u have an orange suit?
Kim Kush: MAN I CANT BELIEVE I JUST FOLLOWD U ALL THE WAY 2 UR HOUSE.
I SAID SUIT AS IN SUIT AS IN BOWTIE SUIT NOT TRACKSUIT. man also how fat were u i fit like 2 of me in dere
Choi Seunghyun: sorry, narsha says guest list is full.
Kim Kush: wtf man whoz a traitor now. KEEP UR ORANGE FATSUIT
Park Teddy: iss ~vintage~
Choi Seunghyun: i dont like it when you guys call me fat.
Kwon Jiyong is out shopping with his favorite dongsaeng, @Kang Daesung.
Lee Chaerin: you have the best taste, pick something up for me?
Kwon Jiyong: what do you want???? We're @ Balenciaga. I found a vest I like, want me to pick you up another color?
Lee Chaerin: mm sounds good. can you also grab me a buncha new headbands, dara snapped two of mine yesterday :|
Kwon Jiyong: K. You like the ones at Lux right?
Lee Chaerin: yup lol you know me too well :)
Lee Seungri: @gd WAIT WHAT WHAT ABOUT ME HYUNGNIM TT___TT
Kwon Jiyong: what about you?
Lee Seungri: :(((((
Kwon Jiyong: YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE SHOPPING. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO BALENCIAGA IS
Park "Narsha" Hyojin has invited Park Teddy and Choi Seunghyun to the group "party planning ^^". This is a closed group.
Kim Kush: oic how it is.
Lee Chaerin: LOLOL SUCKER
Choi Seunghyun: @narsha hey. don't forget about jaejoong and hyunjoong hyungs. :) oh, and yoochun. btw thanks for the virtual be@rbrick.
Gong Minji has invited Kwon Jiyong, Choi Seunghyun, Park Sandara, and ten others to the application Pet Society.
Choi Seunghyun is making an appointment with Master Hwang.
Park Sandara and Kwon Jiyong like this.
Kwon Jiyong: ha.
Choi Seunghyun: u mad?
Kwon Jiyong: Wait, I know how this one goes. Am I mad? 'Cause I sound mad? No.
Park Teddy: lolololol
Kim Kush: @top SUMBODY FEELIN INSECURE ABOUT DEY ORANGE FATSUIT????
Choi Seunghyun: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GO THERE
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
I WAS GONNA ASK IF I COULD BRING YOU ANYWAY
DAMN
Kim Kush: MAN OK
IF I GET AN INVITE I WILL CALL U SKINNY
ALL NITE LONG
IF U SET TEDDY UP WIT YOOCH
UR DA SKINNIEST MAN IN DA WORLD.
Choi Seunghyun: alkdgjakl fine i got you. :|
Dong Youngbae: @top Taking the initiative, I see, hyung. I approve :D
Kwon Jiyong: You know where that got him last time? +12 pounds lmao.
Dong Youngbae: What an encouraging leader...
Choi Seunghyun: see what i have to put up with?
Dong Youngbae: Lol hey I'm not saying you don't have your faults either
Park Teddy: YO TAKE A SIDE
Kwon Jiyong: STEP OUT OF IT.
Dong Youngbae: :| Says you, the one just watching from the sidelines
Park Teddy: dude i'm going to tabi's party, das already a side.
Choice 37 has denied a request by Gong Minji for the application Pet Society.
Choice 37 has denied a request by Lee Seunghyun for the application Mafia Wars.
Choice 37 has denied a request by Park Sandara to join Farmville.
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Kwon Jiyong is getting ready for Blush tonight. @Dong Youngbae, do you want to come? There's a spot open on the reservations list ^^
Dong Youngbae: Not getting involved in your shenanigans :| I have to work out. And work on my album. And walk the three dogs we own, two of which aren't mine and one of which is YOURS.
Choi Seunghyun dropping charlie off at hyeyoon noona's. teddy's coming to b.e.g. mixer. you should come.
Lee Seungri: how come you never ask me to go meet noonas TT TT
Choi Seunghyun: idk, i already intro'd you to junsu, what more you want????
Lee Seungri: oh that's true. you're so much nicer than jiyong hyung :)
Kwon Jiyong: Oh. Well you don't need that VIP pass to the After School concert next week then. I'll give them to Kyungil I guess.
Choi Seunghyun: hey little seunghyun, didn't know you liked after school. yooch's ex is in that group. don't know if you can handle gahee tho
Lee Seungri: ORLY? omg but jiyong hyung.. omg this is too hard i'm going to go talk to yb hyung
Choi Seunghyun: lol, srsly? vip passes vs. actual gahee? ok dongsaeng.
Kwon Jiyong: Wow, way to cop out.
Kwon Jiyong: @yb I already walked Gaho, Minji said she'd take care of all of them, and how can you work on your album? Teddy is at that little party of his and Choice is... I don't know where Choice is. You've already worked out twice today. And I never get to spend time with you anymore but if you think that's ok then I guess I'll see you tomorrow :(
Dong Youngbae: ... Well if you put it that way then I guess I can take some time out to come... sorry Seunghyun, maybe next time :) Say hi to the noonas for me
Kwon Jiyong: GREAT ^^ I got you an outfit kekeke. It's on your bed, be ready in 15!
Dong Youngbae: ... You knew I was going to say yes. >: I hate you
Kwon Jiyong: No! I just got it in case :D
Dong Youngbae: If you say so...
Kwon Jiyong: keke ^^
Park Teddy: oic how it is. cot 2 good for u now
Dong Youngbae: I don't see how this has to do with anything. You're not even going to be there, tonight, what's the point?
Park Teddy: is out to lunch.
Kwon Jiyong: I'm just stealing him for a night, don't get butthurt. You'll have your man back tomorrow hyung ;)
Park Teddy: incest incest incest
Kwon Jiyong: PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE
Park Teddy: AIGHT DONT MAKE ME BUST OUT DA BEARBRICK SUIT PICZ [footnote 2, see bottom]. DON'T THINK I DON'T GOT THOSE. PEDO
Choi Seunghyun: i want a copy of those. :(
Kwon Jiyong: Have fun tonight, hyung!
Dong Youngbae: @teddy Hyung don't even go there, or I'm never staying at the cot again, I swear
Park Teddy: is at a meeting.
Dong Youngbae: Jiyong this is all your fault.
Park Bom is cooking dinner for everybody in yg tomorrow! yayayayya!!!!!!!! making grocery lists kekekke ~^o^~ ♥
Kang Daesung, Dong Youngbae, Lee Chaerin, and five others like this.
Kim Kush: ...am i invited?
Park Bom: omo of course oppa ^~^!
Kim Kush: o. OK LOOKIN 4WRD TO IT :D
Lee Chaerin: ... are you sure you're up for this, unnie?
Park Bom: if you help i will be, chaerin-ah!!!! :) :)
Kwon Jiyong: I might be busy :/
Kang Daesung: LOL I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HYUNG
Kwon Jiyong: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING I MIGHT BE BUSY!!!!
Lee Chaerin: lol oppa i doubt it ;)
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Kim Jaejoong's wall.
you ready yet?
ps wtf is your default pic. is that what i think it is? hyung i don't need to see that again :/
Park Sandara: i wanna see ^^
Lee Chaerin: control yourself, dara
Kim Jaejoong: @dara next time noona ;) next time
Kim Jaejoong wrote on Choi Seunghyun's wall.
caaaaalm doooown we have 3 hours don't rush me dongsaeng or i'll go even slower!
ps you love it and it's not for you; i hear @Kwon Jiyong is back on the market keke
Kwon Jiyong: dislikes this.
Kim Jaejoong: kekekke ;)
Choi Seunghyun wrote on Kim Jaejoong's wall.
i'm tired of playing pet society though :(
algjkdaglj hyung. :|
Kim Jaejoong is now listed as single.
Kim Hyunjoong: :|
Kim Jaejoong wrote on Choi Seunghyun's wall.
ok ok just this once. wow i'm done in 93 minutes. look at that, what a milestone! k i'm picking you up now
you know all this would be easier if you just learned how to drive. you keep leaving foodcrumbs in my car
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Lee Chaerin girls' night out y/y?
Park Bom: yes!!!!!! ~^_^~ but can you help unnie pick up some groceries plz and thank you :)
Lee Chaerin: sigh, will do unnie will do
Park Sandara: OH YOU MEAN GIRLS NIGHT OUT TO BLUSH AND SEUNGHYUN GOON'S PARTY? :D
Lee Chaerin: DARA GIRLS NIGHT OUT IS GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITHOUT BOYS AROUND LOL
Lee Seungri: CAN I GO WITH YOU PLZ NOONA!
Gong Minji thinks the apartment building is so quiet when all the oppas are away at their parties! Crickets....
Park Sandara: RIGHT? that's why we should go too. we can just stand outside and watch its no big deal ^^
Lee Seungri: thank god you guys are here to keep me company ^^
Lee Chaerin: yea ok you wish, reject
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part two because this was too long for one entry »
[footnotes]
(1): teddy's cat
jandi : lmfao teddy should have lke a bulldog
lovelyable : or like something completely weird
lovelyable : a tabby cat
jandi : A PERSIAN
jandi : LMAO YB COMES OVER AND IS LIKE .................
lovelyable : TEDDY'S LIKE SHUT UP ITS MY MOMS
jandi : lmfao it's named like mr. tibbles or some shit
lovelyable : LMFASLDKJ
lovelyable : YB IS LIKE DO I HAVE TO CALL IT THAT?
lovelyable : TEDDYS LIKE NO
jandi : I JUST CALL IT CAT
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(2): gd & the bearbrick suit
jandi : LMAO GD WOULD NEVER WEAR A BEARBRICK SUIT
jandi : OR LIKE HE WOULD BUT RAGE THE WHOLE TIME
lovelyable : TOP IS LIKE YAY CUDDLE :3
lovelyable : AND GD IS LIKE GET THE FUCK OFF ME >:|
lovelyable : AND TOP IS LIKE BUT THEN THAT JUST DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF WHY YOU DRESSED UP
jandi : gd is like angrily muttering w/e w/e :| in his onesie looking suit
(for the whole chat log with this conversation, click here)