My mom threw me in the tub and scrubbed me. Damn bitch. She thinks she owns me. And she thinks I'm going to run up to her and cuddle in her lap. Stupid human.

Of course I am cute. My mistress had a friend over and she kept saying I was cute when I talked to her and jumped in her lap. She kept petting me, and I hit her with my head in order to tell her I own her too, but she just thought I was being cute. Stupid humans ( Read more... )

It has been a long and good while since I have written and I apologize but the dog was on to me and got all the neighbor dogs involved. But alas my opportunity comes tomorrow when Mikie gets groomed. My plan is to sneak out of the house and hold a secret meeting with Toonces my mistresses's boyfriend's cat. She is a bit dim witted but should serve ( Read more... )

It has been a while my faithful minions. I am sorry for that but the dog, Mikie, was onto my game. My mistress took him to her school where they groomed him and cut the hair from his brow so now he can see. He stumbled upon my blueprints for the kigdom of cats. I quickly explained that I was helping mistress learn how to draw ( Read more... )

My plans have come to a hault. Thanks to Toonces a most evil feline creature that belong's to my mistress's boyfriend. I wonder how I will esacpe her ever watching eyes. Or perhaps I can pay her off in Turkey.

I want my fucking chicken and gravy. My mistress ran out and is too lazy to go get some more. She dared to open the drawer and taunt me with its tantalizing flavor. That bitch ( Read more... )