Priest Fired For Saying God AbdicatedTAARBAEK, Denmark (Reuters) - A parish priest in Denmark was fired Thursday for saying God had abdicated "in favor of his son ( Read more... )

Brigitte Bardot Fined For Inciting Racial HatredPARIS (Reuters) - French actress-turned-animal rights activist Brigitte Bardot (news) was convicted Thursday of inciting racial hatred and ordered to pay $6,000 -- the fourth such fine for the former sex symbol since 1997 ( Read more... )

Just got back from the doctor. He tells me that I'm not even on the verge of diabetes according to my blood analysis.

Holy fucking relief!

He's also satisfied that my blood pressure is fine and that it's just higher because of nerves associated with medical appointments.

Double bonus.

-Done-

The weather today was infuckingsane. I was just waiting for a tornado to touch down and level this cesspool of a city. Some dude around the corner from me got struck by lightning. I dunno if he lived or died but it certainly does suck to be him. -Done-

Man Charged With Chalupa AssaultDES MOINES, Iowa - A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa ( Read more... )

Holy shit! I do believe the air conditioner needs to be dragged out immediately. I could boil water in here without turning the stove on. -Done-

Punk Rock Guitarist Robert Quine Found DeadLOS ANGELES/NEW YORK (Billboard) - Guitarist Robert Quine, one of punk rock's most daring soloists, was found dead Saturday in his New York apartment. He was 61 ( Read more... )

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Michael Brad was telling me about this Russian guy that works with him (he fled during the cold war). For conversation's sake, Mike asked him what his favourite cereal was to which the guy responded that they didn't have breakfast cereals in Russia (at the time he lived there at least). This set me into pondering into the evils of a world devoid of ( Read more... )

Who the hell just called my house from Colorado? I don't think I know anyone that hails from Colorado anymore. -Done-