So. I'm off to the cape. Right now, I happen to be somewhere on the highway. God bless cellphone modems. It's kept me sane over the past three days. I brought WinRAR and SmartFTP and PuTTY (which I'm currently using. Kekeke.), not to mention my digital camera and a USB cable. This translates into pictures of Drag Queens, for you, my faithful ( Read more... )

Let me explain something ( Read more... )

Operation Suckup begins tomorrow, men. Some of you may not make it out alive. But remember - every square foot you clean brings you that much closer to Dickfest.

( Godspeed. )

Heh. I'm at a friend's house. It's 4:38 AM. I've spent most of my time here being a lousy housegust and playing with her laptops. I spent all day cleaning them, so they are now disgustingly functional. I have done everything I could think of, from installing SP2, to Firefox, to defragging. And a hell of a lot more.

It's 4:39 in the morning. I can' ( Read more... )

XD

[Girls get to go with their age group again]
Me: Oh my god! We're boys again!
[Time passes]
Me: I'm a hotter boy than you.
Nick: No you're not!
Me: Then why do I have these great boobs?
Everyone: . . .

Fin

Well, it's camp time again. Sometimes it feels like my brain is measuring the year in waiting for camp, camp, and after camp. Yeah ( Read more... )

Anything anyone's ever told you about looming death is true. The cliché, the trite, the unlikely. It really does leap from the walls, just when your eyes are dry. It jumps from people's mouths, the desks, shelves ( Read more... )

Finally got noticed with the shoeless thing ( Read more... )

I feel crappy ( Read more... )

In the ancient tradition of my old blog, I've been running a social experiment this week. How? By not wearing shoes to my classes. I've been walking around school barefoot, to see if I would get yelled at.
Monday: Took my sandals off during German (last period). Approximately 5 minutes before Frau Tollman commented; not reprimanded. Many amused ( Read more... )