Porn Battle VI (The Undiscovered Country)

[oxoniensis]

Porn Battle VI (The Undiscovered Country) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like, but make it hot, melt your readers, create a stampede to all the

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Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

aka ‘If You Want It, Sammy, You Gotta Come and Get It’
aka ‘Fun With Morning Wood'....

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Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[infinimato]

this is not a show I follow but .... i love the picture. Absolutely hysterical.
(And you can just tell where it'd go from there -- "Oh MAN, now it's all WET and ICKy and what are you GUknksajewtljk [incoherency continues]"). :-)

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Thanks!

And you can just tell where it'd go from there -- "Oh MAN, now it's all WET and ICKy and what are you...

LOL! I like your train of thought there, because really, it's a porn challenge after all and the picture alone isn't all that porny, but your continuation makes it much pornier. *g*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Hee! I've convinced myself that if SPN was on Showtime, this is something we'd actually see Dean do. *g*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[miss_universe93]

Ahahaha!

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Hee! :o)

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[meret]

Hahahaha! That's terrific! So funny! :)

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Thanks! Believe it or not, this contribution started as serious fic (which just wasn't happening) and ended like this, with silly artwork. *g*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[oxoniensis]

Hee, I've been scrolling up through my inbox to see who did this, and I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!! *adores*

♥♥♥♥

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

LOL, if it's slightly warped, it's gotta be me! Honestly, I originally started writing a fic for this prompt and it was going to be steamy and sexy and wonderfully porny, but as usual, the words wouldn't come, so you got this instead. *g*

And I hope that was a clean sock, because feet are icky. ;o)

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[infinimato]

And I hope that was a clean sock, because feet are icky. ;o)

3 days later: "Argh! Why didn't you tell me you had athlete's foot! Do you know how much this ITCHES?!?!"

:-P

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[a_fallen_sister]

Yes!! That's it exactly, lol. Athlete's foot/jock itch -- pretty much the same thing. *nods*

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[oxoniensis]

I'm sad for you that the words wouldn't come, but I'm not sad we got this instead! It's just so priceless, and so very them! Their expressions crack me up - perfect for the situation.

I'm ignoring the suggestion below of athlete's dick! Urgh!

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[infinimato]

sorry. i'm a sick, sick, bad person :)

Re: Bitch Face #5,122,762 (aka ‘Dude, Give Me My Other Sock’), Supernatural, Dean/Sam, socks

[oxoniensis]

The worry for me is what will happen with you and a_fallen_sister egging each other on, because I know she has a very dirty and wicked mind, and I get the feeling you're no better! ;-)