i'll have a beer...

[oxygeniswar]

...that's what i said. tonight. while i was babysitting sophia at her father's office party. he asked me what i wanted to drink. and i thought about it for all of two seconds. because two seconds was long enough to recall the fact that i was restraining myself from killing her. i didn't answer immediately. why not? probably because my jaws

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[mellymar]

that's the funniest cartoon I've ever heard.

Can you not liken babies to vaginas? it's too awkward having to switch back and forth. plus it sort of creeps me out. haha

[j3npayn3]

Kids. Sophia will remember you some day when she's in therapy. "Yeah, there was that one woman who seemed to kind of get me. And who wasn't intimidated by my emotional outbursts. She was cool..."

[flowerslike]

I feel that way everyday of my life...no...seriously.

[oxygeniswar]

do you nanny? or have kids of your own?

[flowerslike]

One daughter...she's sweet...but still...the cute fuzz wears off...quickly...don't know how people do this over and over...makes you wanna donate ovaries sometimes...haha.