Comments | oxygeniswar: i figured it out. it's not "a" part...it's the whole thing.

oxygeniswar

i figured it out. it's not "a" part...it's the whole thing.

Jun 06, 2006 19:35

so i do all this nannying now. me. the person who DOESN'T want to have kids is surrounded by them. irony REALLY needs to take up a pastime other than harassing me ( Read more... )

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j3npayn3 June 7 2006, 05:49:08 UTC

Wow, I still can't get used to this three year old who knows the word vulva. Good lord. Yeah, what part is that?

I don't know how you got there. I wonder that myself about my kids and it's pretty clear how I got here.

oxygeniswar June 7 2006, 22:55:25 UTC

mis and i looked it up, the vulva is the entire external female genitalia. everything that's not tucked inside...that's the vulva. she wanted to see the whole deal. but i put my foot down. because...well, because i had no idea what it was at the time.

marky_menarche June 7 2006, 22:24:02 UTC

THAT'S WHY YOUR BOOBS GOT BIGGER...BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU HAVE A KID AND NEED TO BREASTFEED NOW!!!!!!!!

oxygeniswar June 7 2006, 22:56:24 UTC

my boobs aren't bigger. they just looked bigger in that picture. ...unless they got a little bigger since you left. because i know my ass did. and that's has no tie at all with childcare. it has to do with my love for...well, food in general.

molotov723 June 7 2006, 22:38:16 UTC

maybe next time you'll use the pill...

oxygeniswar June 7 2006, 22:56:59 UTC

there won't be a next time. because there wasn't a first time. and there never will be. no buns will be coming out of this oven.