dear person who is now dead to me, you are a big, ugly, jerk face. the only way you can redeem yourself is to send me what is rightfully mine. go to the post office or i will blow up your house.
Being single's all well and good until you're about, oh, I don't know, 27 or so and you eat out almost every night because cooking for one is just damned depressing.
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the power to kick your ball sack into your throat. so be nice to me.
p.s. doesn't my sweet personality and kindness totally make you want to marry me?
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...the size of your feet sasquatch!!!
**Punches your arm and runs away screaming teehee**
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you are a big, ugly, jerk face. the only way you can redeem yourself is to send me what is rightfully mine. go to the post office or i will blow up your house.
kissy-face,
sasquatch
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