I Like Monkeys ( Read more... )

We called him "Hyimmy" with the obnoxious saliva emphasis on the beginning. The kind where you'd only have said it right if you have to wipe off your mouth after wards. We called him that because that's almost all he said whenever he would see me. Hyimmy... the only audible thing he could make through the head harness. It was supposed to help his ( Read more... )

It is a pity and a relief. My journal will now be presented sans comments.

happy VD, bleh

So I open my door to my enemies
And I ask could we wipe the slate clean
But they tell me to please go fuck myself
You know you just can't win

The following message can easily be translated from binary to text. There are even online tools to do this.
Feeling clever?

The world around us is a table. Wobbly and shot. I am a book.
You can keep me under the wobbly table leg and all will seem fine, but you're missing out on a greater purpose.
Fix the table and set me on it. I can open up and teach you wonderful things.

The weekend has flown by. I should be asleep right now but I am stretching out this weekend for every extra minute I can. I swear it was Friday just a few hours ago ( Read more... )

Here's some facts about me. By all means, learn thy enemy. Feel free to respond with facts about me, to fill in the gaps, or facts about yourself. Both would be appreciated!
1) I say "excuse me" after sneezing, even when I'm home by myself ( Read more... )

“The first entrance to the spiritual world is terrifying to most physical beings. Endless expanses of black sand surround you. All you can see is blackness. All you can hear is the wind. It is very difficult to realize that you are not really there at all.”
The spiritual realm, which has been called the ether, is open to many travelers. These ( Read more... )