I saw a t-shirt in Job Lot today with a Don Bousquet cartoon on it. I would have bought it, but it was a large. Anyway, I'm wondering if any one understands it. It was a drawing of a raccoon, who was wearing "G.O.P. in '94" button. Underneath the illustration it just said "Newport Resident." Any of you Rhode Islanders get this?

Can I be psychologically addicted to scratching my eczema? I know that's a gross thing to think about, but I'm worried. I knew I would get hooked on something in the end. Am I enjoying how out of control my life is becoming? I think I'm just going to pretend I'm watching myself, and not actually being myself. I entertain myself, so that's a ( Read more... )

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I'm pretty sure more than one woman commented on my buttocks tonight, but ( Read more... )

Last night, a window screen fell out of the sky onto the sidewalk in front of Will and I. I wondered aloud if any other objects would fall as we passed buy, and then a voice came from above. A man, who had wandered far out of the window onto the ledge, asked if I could toss the screen back up, a distance of about 20 feet. Being one o'clock in the ( Read more... )

I have no idea what is going on in Rehoboth. I'm not very good at this reporting gig. Not that anyone cares, but I'd like to be better at it. I get most of my info from the Rehoboth Reporter about amonth late. No good!

I shaved off my silly, silly mustache last night. I'm trying to usher in a "New Stu," which happens to actually be a lot like the old Stu. (Before I had a mustache.)

I realized a few things in the past couple weeks spent hanging out with my brothers ( Read more... )

Volkswagen has been consistently using awesome advertising since the 1960s, but today they gave me a full-on woody. Nigel Tufnel, nephews! You should check it out as soon as possible. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I saw the biggest cat in the world today, a liger that weighed 900 pounds. He was awesome. All the big cats were adorable. The leopards cuddled onstage!

AND WHERE THE FUCK DOES ROBIN WILLIAMS GET OFF JOKING ABOUT BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AS SECRETARY OF STATE? I'll waste that snitch. Nobody knows America better than Bruce. Bruce Springsteen is serious