Title: Gobsmacked
Summary: Ron Weasley never saw it coming. An antidote to all those Sexgod!Ron 'first time' fics, in five chapters. 
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Ron/Hermione

Chapter One

Ron Weasley was not enjoying his pudding. That didn’t stop him from finishing it, of course; regardless of whether it tasted like straw and sand, it was pudding, after all. ( Read more... )

Title: Gobsmacked
Summary: Ron Weasley never saw it coming. An antidote to all those Sexgod!Ron 'first time' fics, in five chapters. 
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Ron/Hermione

Chapter Two

Ron stood in front of the door to Hermione’s room for a full two minutes. Finally summoning his courage, he made a movement to knock on the door, then remembered that she had ( Read more... )

Title: Gobsmacked
Summary: Ron Weasley never saw it coming. An antidote to all those Sexgod!Ron 'first time' fics, in five chapters. 
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Ron/Hermione

Chapter Three

The phone is ringing, Ron. Hermione’s words hovered at the edges of Ron’s brain, just enough to stop him from unbuttoning his trousers, which had been the next item on his ( Read more... )

Title: Gobsmacked
Summary: Ron Weasley never saw it coming. An antidote to all those Sexgod!Ron 'first time' fics, in five chapters. 
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Ron/Hermione

Chapter Four

Unless…

Ron jumped out of bed and strode toward the bathroom door, but before he could open it, the rational side of his brain forced him to reconsider. Instead, he pressed ( Read more... )

Title :Gobsmacked
Summary: Ron Weasley never saw it coming. An antidote to all those Sexgod!Ron 'first time' fics, in five chapters. 
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Ron/Hermione

Epilogue

Harry Potter was not having a great morning. Deep down, he knew that he had nobody to blame but himself. However, he still chose to lay a bit of the responsibility on the pair ( Read more... )