So, I'm fucking Australia and I don't know what the fuck's going on with the election. From what I can see, m'gonna have a hung parliament.

Oughta be fun, since both sides'd have to get along xDa At least, they'd have to get the fuck over themselves right quick, since apparently all my people're sick of the both of them!

(Though, really, I am too. )

Fuck man, I'll be glad when this media circus is over. I always did hate voting-day, always made me antsy. And, besides which, s' a pain in the ass.

Wonder who'll get in though? Don't think Tony'll get it, but don't know 'bout Jules. Keep hearin' that, even though she's the first female boss I've had, she stabbed ol' Ruddkipz in the back to get ( Read more... )

Reckon I'm supposed to 'journal' what I did today. Well, got a new baby- named her Julia, after me new PM. Can't wait to see her reaction when I 'lose' her in Parliament House. S' gonna be epic.
It always is the first time a boss finds out about me pets >D I still remember Howard's face when he first heard me call Johnnie, Johnnie. Thought he was ( Read more... )