This is just awesomely funny

[ozzman420]

So like I'm surfing through Google, searching for random stuffs, and I find this on http://bughouse.neiu.edu/lofiversion/index.php/t1813.html

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord

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[alwayslacking]

I am 30/38

thats bad isn't it!?

[ozzman420]

I got 33 I think... I kind of lost count through all the laughing.

[_coke]

I don't know how many apply, but I'm definitely gothic. What the fuck? Those people are idiots man.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (might be my favorite)

-Eats excessively or too little. (only god can keep your kids eating the exactly correct proportions. Super-size me!)

-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates

and last but not least
-Takes drugs.

It all boils down to this though

-is cooler than you were at that age

[ozzman420]

Lmao, gosh Eric, you're so cool.

I think I'ma go whack off while headbanging now.

[typo_demon]

Theres only like two, that don't apply to me, is that a good thing a bad thing, I wonder...

[ozzman420]

Muwahahhahahaaaa... we're evil. Evil Sammy! You need God, child. *laughs more*