OK so i was comming out of glen echo with a full car and taking a left on pleasant and this suv has their blinker on like he's turning in so i start commming out and he didnt take the turn, just rammed us right on the drivers side. thank god no one got seriously hurt but we all got brought to the ER. nick got a few stiches and paul a couple cuts ( Read more... )

first thing actually worth putting in here: got my license and a car

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Sparta has regretfully announced the cancellation of the remaining dates on this current tour. Guitarist Paul Hinojos suffered a ruptured disk in his back and has been forced to return to Los Angeles for treatment ( Read more... )

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Estaba pensando sobreviviendo con mi sister en New Jersey, *
Ella me dijo que es una vida buena alla,
Bien rica bien chevere, Y voy! Puneta!

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may-marsvolta
im going to hell for this but hey its worth it

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a priest and a doctor walk into a bar and say "hey matt your girlfriends pregnant"

-matt