.. God do I love the Debbie Downer skits on SNL

"I watched King Kong"
"Ew. Oh my God I can't believe you just said that."
"What? I liked it!"
"Yea don't admit that to anyone."
"You liked Daddy Day Care."

Currently:
- Trying to find decent pictures of me in order to redeem myself from the disgusting photos from theme day
- Failing at said obligation
- Stuck with 34987 pictures from every event imaginable

SENIOR RETREAT... or the bus ride there...


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I'm unofficially about 500 chapters behind in AP Art History and not because I have been out saving the world and adopting high fashion ethnic babies, but because I've been looking at the same page on Akkadian king masks for about four hours. Not to mention also that Calc makes me feel like an idiot and I literally threatened to vomit out of ( Read more... )

MANHATTAN!


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I don't wanna ever catch you being a racist. This is not to say, you know, you have license to bring R. Kelly home for dinner ( Read more... )

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GRADUATIONS KATHLEEN!!
(Have fun presenting your gift certificate and them asking you to show I.D. because the cashier cannot specify just exactly what "TO: THE SPERM!!!" is supposed to mean)


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A casual, nerdy round of card games at Kathleen's casa nueva.


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