"You know what I wish? I wish that you could have your baby and take care of him until he was like three or something. Then you fast forward through the awkward years to the age of eighteen and then send your kid off to college."
"Oh, like just zoom past all the childhood memories and bonding and stuff?"
I really should put my camera back to use, considering this started out as a so-called photojournal.
Also, I wish it was six months from now. Or, in a worse case scenario (in which I may just hurl myself off a cliff), four years and six months from now.