Yogurt with honey, bananas, and granola from Pret
Gay Midwestern tourist couples meandering down 48th street
Tax returns and paychecks
And #1 as always is soy lattes. Delicious.
Also, Flavor of Love Girls Charm School.

As a child I never had cavities. I've never had a filling or a root canal. Apparently the dental gods are very concerned with evening the score, because when I went into the dentist's office today, thinking I had two or three cavities, they told me I had... drumroll.... twenty. Is that even possible? Four teeth we'll watch and the others are ( Read more... )

I am flying to newark tomorrow (!) and with any luck miss holly k. and i will be settled in brooklyn.... soon. I want to see everybody asap. now i have to pack! my dog is acting strange... i think she knows im leaving her.

my mom was the lead story for nbc's local news at 6 and is going to be on abc's local news at 11. she was also on fox local news and maybe will be on another? she is the "alert political consultant" who found thousands of pieces of political mail she'd made ($18000 dollars worth) in the trash behind the post office. she was quoted as saying the ( Read more... )

i found a skunk poetry contest on the internet. winner gets 50 bucks, and a skunk t shirt! i think i'm going to write a poem about the time i saw the skunk eating the pizza. he wasn't really eating the pizza, he was just eating the cheese off the pizza. i think if i could be an animal i would be a skunk because they're really cute and probably ( Read more... )

tomorrow i start my new temp job. i have to be there at 8 in the morning.... yikes. i just did a couple of long surveys from myspace because.... now its late, and i like to screw myself over. also i like filling out questionairres a lot, in general.

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So, my plans have changed, again. I'm not going to Chile or any other foreign country. I'm not going because I keep changing my mind and this is the sort of thing you need to be 100% sure about. So, I am staying in California. I am temping. What fun! Tomorrow is my first assignment. I get to file medical records all day. At least I can wear jeans ( Read more... )

The journal that is publishing my story just put up their first online issue. I don't know why there's a picture of a shirtless man on the front page, but it seems interesting, so if you'd like to take a look ( Read more... )

"There are days when everything I see seems to me charged with meaning: messages it would be difficult for me to communicate to others, define, translate into words, but which for this very reason appear to me decisive. They are announcements or presages that concern me and the world at once: for my part, not only the external events of my ( Read more... )

it's noon and i'm still in my pajamas, drinking my third cup of coffee, watching a show about the most adorable baby seal i've ever seen. i want nothing more than to be moving back into college today. real life, ugh.