Hey, what are you doing for the 4th of July?

COME TO THE OTTOBAR!

Gilded Lily Burlesque is performing a special holiday show: STARLETS & STRIPES!! We've got NEW ACTS! NEW PERFORMERS! A VERY SPECIAL GUEST PERFORMER! Even I'll be doing a couple new numbers! Forget the fireworks! Come OOH & AHH at the beautiful and talented ladies of Gilded ( Read more... )

Hey Everybody, did you miss me? Did you have a chance to? I had been planning to send out a bulletin weekly, but I just got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it. But here now I'm writing one for June. There are some VERY EXCITING shows happening in June! My stomach hurts I'm so nervous I mean excited! Let's see what we've ( Read more... )

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I just got a myspace friend request from a 7th grader. That ain't right!

a RANDOM 7th grader, too! not even one of the 7th graders I regularly hang out with.

her profile

I didn't approve nor deny her yet. but I sent her a message:

so i got the email; it said "Lese Marie wants to be your friend" I thought "who the hell is Lese Marie? Is it ( Read more... )

I had the best dreams last night:

In the first, Pretty Balanced threw the best god damned CD release party in the history of time! They had us chase them all over town through secret passageways while they, both amazingly elegant in their black and white gown and suit and masks, glided easily through the city using mirrors and fucking magic ( Read more... )

We went to the International Spy Museum today. It was hard to find. haha.
on the way, we got stuck at the longest light ever! It was on Efficiency Rd. haha.
I got the complete casebook of . . . SPY vs. SPY!!!!

I found the most amazing book in a cluttered Baltimore basement ( Read more... )

I stepped on mouse's head today. I don't know if I didn't see him on my kitchen floor or if he ran behind me while I was getting a bowl, but I stepped back and scwunched on something and I turned around and there was this big fat mouse rolling around on the floor clutching his head crying "OW! my fucking head!!" and I screamed (not like a girly ( Read more... )

been a long time since I felt I could sit down and buh-log. I don't even remember what the last thing I blogged ebout was. hafta go backn check. gimmuh sec ( Read more... )

Everybody else is listing their presents like various kinds of braggarts and show-offs, so I thought I'd list mine too, just to show off, myself ( Read more... )