i think boredom can be very complicated. like, why, when i was bored 2 days ago, did i take a razor into the shower? and why are my legs missing hair now? but i have learned something from shaving my legs. i do not have the patience to be a girl. grooming just takes too long. it took me 45 minutes just to get up to my knee on both legs. by ( Read more... )

wow, i just read my first journal entry.  went through almost all of them actually.  things have definitely changed.  for some reason, back then i felt afraid to sleep,  now all i want to do is sleep, just to make time pass faster.  if that isnt irony, i dont know what is. lol ( Read more... )

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morning all, its 0315 on a saturday morning and of course i'm up this early to go to work. goodness its an ungodly hour. i woke up early enough to actually have breakfast today. mmmmmmmm...its delicious. blueberry bagel w/strawberry cream cheese. i dont remember who gave me this idea but they are ingenious. simply brilliant.

im the new guardian of yertle the turtle today. and he's totally awesome! his previous owner got transferred to a ship and he cant have a pet on the ship. so, now yertle the turtle is mine.

I believe that farts are funny.

I believe that cats are evil enough to find the one person that’s allergic to them.

I believe that dogs are better than cats.

I believe somebody is going to disagree with me about cats.

I believe that spiders are the worst.

I believe the harder you step on a spider, the deader it gets.

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