Happy Birthday, Cap'n!

Sometimes, being a professional web developer just sucks beyond belief! I'm currently coding up a page that has this as their background colour - despite my best efforts to convince them that they're stoopid!

Went to a party on Saturday night...woke up Sunday afternoon with a leather lounge chair. I don't know where I got it from nor how I got it home, but by god! My neck and shoulders hurt so I think I carried it home on my head! I have to go back to my friend's house to make sure I didn't steal their furniture.

Needless to say, it was a good night.

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Despite the clip being in another language, it's fucking hillarious!

Background info: The host of the show is interviewing a couple about how their insurance company has refused to pay out after the destruction of there house. These people have lost everything and it's obviously a sad story...

Watch the clip

Dude, you seem to have an unhealthy interested in the stuff I dream about, so here's an excerpt from the forthcoming novel (ha!) that's taken directly from one of my dreams (please disregard the spelling mistakes and grammar. I'm writing this quickly).

( a bit violent )

Well, it's that time of the year again and this time I'm determined to actually finish!

It's NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and I have 30 days (well, 28 now) to write a 50,000 word novella. I attempt it every year and so far I haven't been able to get passed 30,000 words. This year I am determined to get to the 50,000 mark, even if it ( Read more... )

Leave one memory of you and me together. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember! Next, post this in your blog and see how many people care to leave a memory about you.

Check out [url removed]! Great if you want to enlarge your man parts!

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Another one:
Pray off your student loans

(Take note of the first word!)

...but GOOD LORD!

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