i drank the drank. it didn't do anything. next week i'm gonna try mixing it with red bull. it'll be like an herbal speedball.

i always found it hilariously/tragically symptomatic of the unsustainability of our modern lifestyle that every convenience store has for the last few years sported a cooler full of energy drinks (whereas you'll be hard pressed to find a bottle of real juice...). i like energy drinks; i like to abuse them recreationally, but the sheer availability ( Read more... )

my friends page is empty. i am the last astronaut on the spaceship Livejournal.

how can things go 180 from absolutely perfect to a smoking wreck in only two days?

my immediate future just evaporated and my immediate present doesn't look so hot, either.

fuck. 

watching a documentary (on the evolution of jesus' image in art. it had some crazy shit! disembodied hearts! three-faced, four-eyed, evil alien-lookin' jesus! i wish i could post here what i saw but i've been searching the internet and can't find any of the paintings i found most compelling) i heard the words apogee and pluperfect tossed in there ( Read more... )

last night we went to an elementary school playground. swang on the swings, teetered on the seesaw, slid down the slide. sat on the merry-go-round as dan pushed us thrillingly fast, like my dad used to do. when it slowed down i got off, tottered to the corner of the park, and threw up.

am i such an old man that that was all too much physical ( Read more... )

this week i've been in the town of Wdzydze (another excellent Polish name, although not nearly as delicious as Trzy Krzyze) teaching an English camp for little kids. last night we had a "diskoteka" and i've never seen so much frenzied dancing, not at any punk show or old Kennebunkport Community House event or boston hipster dance party. why can't ( Read more... )

this afternoon i walked to the post office to see why the mailman hasn't come for like a month. on the way there i passed a wall of wheatpasted posters for the interational day of getting closer, a lame but disturbingly effective attempt by Winterfresh Gum to sell their minty commodity by inventing a revolutionary day of action! can you co-opt us ( Read more... )

hey, where did everyone go? i know you all are still on the internet every day, but where? what's the new livejournal? is it blogspot? i'm so behind the times ( Read more... )

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