hey my new journal is electriceelblue....comment here to be added to my friends list....yeah...

I hate arguing with her. It makes me feel like I'm emptying myself. Not like a nice purge of something you needed to get rid of, but more of a drain on your system that sucks out all the necessities. I wish we didn't, but it happens. We got off the phone and I laid on my bed trying to think "What am I gonna say when I call her back?" (cuz we ( Read more... )

My friend is a tank.

Unbelievable.

I don't know if you understood the importance of the current music...but some of you will love it...purevolume.com search for the fall of troy...the song I Just Got This Symphony Goin, is the best I think. Zack, you'll love it. Picture Mars Volta with some hardcore and an undertone of indie in spots....its fuckin awesome.

miracle of miracles...here's an update that's not the most retarded thing in the world...a lot of major things....#1...everybody out in Chi-town that reads this...I apologize. It looks like I'll be staying in CA for a while. (Dan you said you would come kick me in the nuts if this happened so I bought a jockstrap and you might as well stay a ( Read more... )

Evan got his in middle school.
Vickie inherited hers genetically.
Me?

I got mine in a freak cheetah-diving accident.

Have any of you ever bought a vibrator? It's quite an experience, let me tell you.

...Now the fun starts.

Pssst... hey everyone, did you know what today is? It's April 22nd. That means it's John's birthday!!! Yaaaaaaaay ( Read more... )

Have you ever tried to have sex when you had a nosebleed? It's very disorienting. *You were all dying to know that weren't you? Yes.

*Question and answer are copyrighted by Zack.

Blessed Yule everyone.... (for the un informed, Yule is the pagan holiday that the Christians STOLE and turned into some crazy thing that has nothing to do with the original purpose).....(ok im just kidding....the Christians have every right to use the 25th of December...although there are a lot of shady coincidences....I mean cmon...they even ( Read more... )