The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of ( Read more... )

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THIS ADDICTION MUST STOP!

Too Much Hershey Chocolate and Lemon-Lime Gatorade...............

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

Shaun is super.

NEVER
drink 100ounces of
orange juice
in less than 5hours.
It does
NOT
feel good.

Yesterday
Woke up,
Watched Shaun of the Dead 5times,
Watched Dawn of the Dead once,
Went to bed.

That is definitely a good day.

Today
Woke up,
Went to work,
Am now watching Shaun of the Dead.

That is a good day.

The music played during the credits of
Shaun of the Dead
Could very well be the reason
i continue to watch this movie over and over.

Your Penis Name is: Godzilla

Get your own Penis Name

Your Boobies' Names Are: Silk and Satin

Get your own Boobie Names

( Lame Things )

CorporalAssbag:  your mom gave me herpes
Auto response from GeneralDouche:  I am away from my computer right now.
GeneralDouche:  your mom gave me a vaginal rash.
CorporalAssbag:  ...i knew you were a girl.

CorporalAssbag:  i could kill a beanie baby
GeneralDouche:  i'm sure you could.
CorporalAssbag:  don't mock me.. i could! ...but you couldn't ( Read more... )