"He slowly slid off of me and then giving me a sheepish smile, padded across the hall to dress for the day. I groaned, feeling his body quiver against mine as he stretched and that heated kiss got me somewhat hard and now I was going to be uncomfortable… Okay, think of something gross…Cabbage…it’s gone."

You Have A Type B+ Personality

B+

You're a pro at going with the flow ( Read more... )

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THIS JOKE HAS BEEN RIPPED! OH YEAH!

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Some Women Decide to Play Golf
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday
morning. The first of the two some teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and
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You know what's better than eating jello?
Drinking Jello.
The strawberry kind.
Mm-mm good.
Eating with a little tiny coffee stir straw is awesome too.
The strawberry is the shits.
I like orange, but the green one - what is it?
Lime.
Yea, lime is wierd...
But good.
Drinking lime jello would probably be wierd though.
I denno about orange.
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Character

The Bright Side
Taurus has a patient, steadfast and reliable personality. People generally know where they are with Taurus - unless they make the mistake of goading one too far! The Taurean personality is also warm and sensual.

Security

As Taurus is firmly motivated by a need for security, this sign is often excellent at business ( Read more... )