• Happily married.
• Two kids: Abby and Murphy
• Living in Alexandria, Virginia.
• Temporarily unemployed (due to move), but optimistic.
• Spending my online networking time on Myspace and Facebook.

A is for Art ( Read more... )

(To the tune of the Joe and the button factory song)

Hi, my name is Lauren and my boss's name is Laurie (and our boss's name is Warren...and when the woman from Boston pronounces it, all three sound the same.)

I live in Sarasota and I work in a warehouse space pod kid's haircut joint textbook company ( Read more... )

Well, it seems that I won't have the time to throw myself a farewell party like I'd planned, but if anyone wants to hang out before I leave Georgia for good, give me a call ( Read more... )

Me: I need some advice.

Anna (deadpan): The full-body tattoo is probably not a good idea.

Kim: Oh my God! I had this dream last night that I looked in the mirror, and there was this huge tattoo all over my back! And I remember thinking, "Oh my God, why did I do this?? I'm going to have this thing for the rest of my life! I'm going to have to go ( Read more... )

Jen was recounting this dream to me, and I wish I had typed it up while it was still fresh in my mind, because her vivid storytelling skills add so much to the humor. The back story is that I'm sworn to be her personal editor when she's an important foreign diplomat or first female president of the United States ( Read more... )

The eternal Saturday battle. "Yes, you have to leave the house. Yes, you have to do it before noon. No, you cannot sit around staring at the computer for another two hours. Yes, you have to go to the bank. Yes, you have to pay rent in a few days' time and must have money to cover it. Yes, you must wear clothes to the bank, and the teller would ( Read more... )

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Happy Birthday, Jenni!

The end. (:

I'm sitting here feeling unproductive because I still haven't been to the bank, but then I remembered ( Read more... )