layers of me.....

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well since my last update was not very successful i thought i would post something for you to get to know me better. i thought it would be fun . (stolen from rockprincess64 )

LAYER ONE
• Name: joey
• Birthdate: 1-22-79
• Birthplace: Clovis, NM
• Current Location: Modesto, CA
• Eye Color: Blue
• Hair Color: Brown
• Height: 5'8"
• Righty or Lefty: Right
• Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
• LAYER TWO
• Your heritage: pretty much all italian, and very proud of it. except for the "hairy" part. 
• The shoes you wore today: Black Speedo sandles 
• Your weakness: my wife. she can get me to do whatever she wants. her and pepsi.
• Your fears: water, flying, something bad happening to my family 
• Your perfect pizza:  canadian bacon, sausage, mushrooms. mmmmmmm 
• Goal you'd like to achieve: a home and a family for starters. stress free happiness would be nice too!
• LAYER THREE
• Your most overused phrase on AIM: LoL
• Your thoughts when first waking up: damn!
• Your best physical feature: My eyes. really those are all i get compliments on.
• Your bedtime: 11:00-11:30 p.m.
• Your most missed memory: being a care free kid
• LAYER FOUR
• Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
• McDonald's or Burger King: if i have to choose i will go with mickey d's. but i would rather have Carl's jr.
• Single or group dates: single dates. i like the 1 on 1 experience. i don't like fighting for attention. 
• Adidas or Nike: how about reebok
• Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
• Chocolate or vanilla: i think i may have finally made the switch to chocolate.
• Cappuccino or coffee: white chocolate mocha.

LAYER FIVE

• Smoke: not since january
• Drink: not as much as i used to. but whenever i can.
• Sing: in the shower, in the car, karaoke. whenever i get a chance.
• Cuss: yes but not around grandma.
• Do you think you've been in love: I am hopelessly in love with my wife. there is nothing i wouldn't do for her and i never want to be without her. 
• Want to go to college: went, didn't like it. but i would like to finish someday. maybe. 
• Like high school: high school was pretty dumb. although it would be nice to not have responsibility again.
• Want to get married: did on may 17th 2003 so far the best day of my life. it might get knocked into second if we ever have kids though.
• Believe in yourself: on the outside yes. inside i have doubts from time to time.
• Get motion sickness: rarely
• Think you're attractive:  used to..
• Think you're a health freak: hell no!
• Get along with your parents: yeah we get along ok. my mom and step dad are in a bad way right now, and my bio dad was kinda absent most of my life, but we all have a good relationship now.
• Play an instrument: Used to play the clarinet, but i sucked at it.
• LAYER SIX:

In the past month...

• Gone to the mall?: once or twice
• Eaten an entire box of Oreos:  no but it would be a fun challenge.
• Eaten sushi: not in the last month but it is something i like to do
• Been on stage:  Not i the last month. but i do it more often than most i am sure 
• Been dumped:  no, but the threats still come in. seriously there is no more "dumped" for me now it is divorce.
• Gone skating: No.
• Made homemade cookies:  No.
• Gone skinny dipping:  No.
• Dyed your hair:  No.
• Stolen anything: no but i have been given a lot of free shit.

LAYER SEVEN:

Ever..

• Played a game that required removal of clothing:  dude you have no idea. we used to get naked all the time. but i guess you could say we have all grown past that.
• If so, was it mixed company:  every time.
• Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:  ohh fo sho!
• Been caught "doing something":  umm got walked in on touching myself a few times.
• Been called a tease: lots of times.
• Gotten beaten up:  once but it humbled me which was needed.
• Shoplifted: dude, yes.
• Changed who you were to fit in: nope. and that is why there is always a joey hater in the group.

LAYER EIGHT

• Age you hope to be married:  i had a deal with my friend ,michelle, that if we weren't married by 30 we would marry eachother.  but then i found sara and i am glad cuz i wouldn't want to be married to anyone else.
• Numbers and Names of Children: 2 sloan (girl), m1ke (boy, but my wife won't let me put a number in our kids names)
• Describe your dream wedding: just as it happened.
• How do you want to die: remembered
• What country would you most like to visit: italy. because of the wine and Venice.
• LAYER NINE:
• Number of drugs taken illegally: at least 2 
• Number of people I could trust with my life: 4 -my wife, my grandma, Eric, Aron 
• Number of CDs that I own: 100's
• Number of piercings:none, took them all out.
• Number of tattoos: i think 11 at last count
• Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: i know once for sure. i was in a play. 
• Number of scars on my body: that i can actualy point out? 6
• Number of things in my past that I regret: there is a lot of things i regret, but i wouldn't be who i am without them.