I'm done with this one
time for a new journal.
for my new life!

i walked across campus while on the phone with samantha and what do i see?
a dead fish
yup you read that right

full boddied, open eyed, sharp teeth, swims in the water fish

i know we are on an island but seriously.

I THINK I FAILED

AT    LIFE.

HA. HOW DRAMATIC OF ME.

YOUR MOM.
YOUR FACE
YOUR MOMS FACE

I WANT TO GET SO DRUNK I CAN'T EVEN SEE TONIGHT...
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So i played with the Power rangers.
donated BLOOD.
Hung out in a tent while eatting cinnamon tea tree toothpicks,
watched the movie "the lake house"
ate pizza
bought a girl suprise bag and power drinks.
Slapped Dolcy's ass
Discovered ,dispite myself... i really DON'T like pretty girls shoving there asses on me
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It takes three weeks for you to devolop something into a habit. Three weeks.

"sorry sweety"
*dies*
"The spin of the earth impaled a silhouette of the sun on the steeple
And I got to hear the same sermon all the time now from you people
Why are you staring into outer space, crying?
Just because you came across it, and lost*

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