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[painofsalvtion]

Well, each day holds a new surprise.
Today, my penis was bleeding.

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[painofsalvtion]

Yeah... I called my mom and she said I'd live, but to call her later when she wasn't at work. And yeah, it isn't a raw bleeding, like blood came out of my urethra alogn with the semen... it was fucking gross and weird...

[painofsalvtion]

Clearly, get that checked out.

[moldyf00t]

dude, you butt!! WHO hung up when i called? cuz like, totally clicking on/voice in background/clicking off sounds gave that one away. if you didnt want to talk, you coulda just said so... i was scared..

[hockeyblockey]

Remember these words kids..."Ya gotta wrap it! Before ya tap it!"