Thirsty for Jesus

Jan 23, 2004 11:31

OMG, last night i went to a youth group with my friend ryan all fucking high and it was not cool at all, (not that i expected it to be) but shiiiit...There were candles lit and a huge room with big plasma screens telling us the words of god and everyone was dancing and singing and saying they wanted to be penetrated by the holy spirit, and they ( Read more... )

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jennie84 January 23 2004, 17:25:35 UTC
im hungry, but not for jesus, for some ice cream with marshmellow creme!!

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curemytragedy January 23 2004, 20:17:10 UTC
jesus taste like a piece of pie, mmm.

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wow paintandblood January 23 2004, 20:18:06 UTC
wow you tasted Jesus...you have been filled up with the holy spirit...:0

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Re: wow renegadesucubus January 24 2004, 18:02:07 UTC
i'll fill you with the holy spirit............

yea that was supposed to sound twisted and sexual

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Does jesus have testicles? halfwokenfreak January 25 2004, 21:47:12 UTC
.....First of all... Does god have a penis? How big is it? This "raises" some interesting questions.

...Oh fuck... Lightning.

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ninevoltriot January 26 2004, 03:13:41 UTC
i dont understand hypocrites.

if they attacked you for smoking weed, you'd more than likely get all defensive and pissed off.

but its ok for you to mock them and make fun of their beliefs. and yes, i do understand this is a free country and you can say whatever the fuck you please, but all it does is make you sound ridiculously retarded.

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