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Listen, all of you pizza-craving, filthy rich, hot chicks:

Call Deano's tonight between 5 and 9 and ask for "the special" to get a ripplingly muscluar surprise. We Deliver ;)

335-6664. Word.

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The commercial saturnalia known in 95% of American households as Christmas is over, and now we must wade through the filth, pestilence, and excrement left in its wake. Sally, 3000 other scavengers, and I crawled out of the woodwork yesterday to roam the mall in search of closure. Is the season really over? Why does it get shorter every year? Can I ( Read more... )

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when I woke up this morning I felt the weight of my own existance