This is it Frenchies, I'm done! I can't handle anymore of these French art films about ridiculously attractive young people who wander around finding reasons to remove clothing and then doing horrible things to each other for often unexplainable reasons. (Is there a name for this genre?) I always get sucked into these kinds of movies and I always ( Read more... )

Today in Seatac, I saw a bald eagle (DAMN, I forgot how big those things are) swoop down into the middle of traffic, grab a squirrel and almost get hit by a car. It was crazy!

Lately I've been getting a lot of email spam for Bear porn and dating sites with names like 'Studs & Buds'. Is there a rumor this is what I'm into? Because it's really not.

I think I like Facebook because hardly anyone reads it. So I'm free to post stupid stuff ( Read more... )

Anybody know of any employment opportunities for someone who is totally useless?

 I'm quick on the trigger
With targets not much bigger
Than a pinpoint - I'm number one
But my score with a feller
Is lower than a cellar
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

When I'm with a pistol
I sparkle like a crystal
Yes, I shine like the morning sun
But I lose all my luster
When with a bronco buster
Oh, you can't get a man with ( Read more... )

Yesterday a boy and a girl in a pick-up truck where driving down Broadway blasting the Wicked original cast recording and singing along loudly to 'The Wizard and I'. It made me really happy.

My insides won't stop spasming. Between the spasms in my stomach and esophagus, which are so painful I really don't know how to describe them, and the completely unrelated spasms down south, that make sex basically impossible, my entire mid-section is a convulsing mass of descruction.

...or am I sharing too much?

This is ridiculous. You can't just pretend you don't even know someone.

I wish there was a good way to know how people feel about you, without the pain of being told an unpleasant truth or the anxiety and paranoia of trying to guess. I don't even mean in a romantic sense (although that would be nice too), just generally does this person want to vomit when they see me or not?