I live in a mountain of crap. If I had any friends in my own dorm they would not want to visit because it is so messy ( Read more... )

It's 3:45, and the sun is going down. Everybody's shopping, or getting ready for holiday hootenanies, or working overtime at shitty retail jobs. Me? I woke up an hour ago. I'm listening to introspective music, stalking old iChat conversations, and wondering if I should spend $169 on a coffee maker for my mom's 50th birthday (tassimo.com). I've come ( Read more... )

"If you love something, give it away."

I used to live by this mantra.

Now I see that it's BULLSHIT.

If you love something, it's a blessing, and it'll only stay around if you recognize that.

If I've learned one thing at college, it's that.

I have a crush on every boy.

So, so happy. Just happy.

Friends, good times, home, family, good music, boy.

Just so happy.

So it's Friday night. After 2 shitty sketch comedy auditions, I was feeling more comfortable at this long-form improv audition for a group on campus called Dangerbox. First there were 65 people. I wasn't feeling so funny at this point. Then there were 12. And I was one of them! I couldn't believe it. I was feeling a little funnier at this point. ( Read more... )

Awesome night. Chinatown with Becky, Steffi, Drew, Philip, Katlyn, etc. Wandered around at whim of these bitchy girls, then had good chinese food at this place. Then went to Panchito's with Lance, Mattie, Alex, Maya, Katie Key, and assorted Blue Group groupies. We are the shit. Got a beer, margarita, and 2 te-kill-ya shots. Alex is NOT a manwhore. ( Read more... )

Right before I turned 10 ("WOOOAAHHHH DOUBLE DIGITS"), I wrote in a little Lisa Frank journal all these little snippets about that day: the top 9 songs on Z-100, my favorite "hunks," silly things that happened that day, and different ways of writing the number 10. So I guess tomorrow is the next really important birthday. I'll put some stuff down ( Read more... )

Oh my God. I can't process what we've just accomplished. The most incredible, perfect show, my FAVORITE, as performed by me and my closest friends. Who has experiences like this? It's unbelievable. I have never felt so happy, so lucky, so loved, so sure of my talents and personality and beauty. Everything was exactly as it should have been. I did ( Read more... )

Hippie
You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably ( Read more... )