My daughter ran away. My daughter got her tongue pierced. My daughter had freaky violet eyes to deal with. My daughter now wants total dependence on her mother and I.
Running away - we managed to get that straight. Tongue-piercing - ... I hope that doesn't get in the way of eating... Violet eyes - Well, I was okay with that... Dependence - If Pippin and Pervinca can manage to be on their own, then I see no reason why Nelly can't.
*tears at hair* They're supposed to be grown and independent for Eru's sake!!!!
running away - yep tongue-piercing - I hope she doesn't expect us to help her clean it. violet eyes - Eh. They're not normal, I tell you. dependence - I KNOW.
Dammit I thought that by this time in our lives we could start that old age bliss people love to talk about without the kids etc. I think I'll start kicking them out one by one. Except for Everard because it's either staying with us or with Lotho. No one deserves that kind of punishment.
Oh, I hope not. It'd be like when we had to fish out that bouncy ball she swallowed when she was three. >_<
:o I had no idea such a thing existed! I wouldn't kick them out, though, you never know when you need to take their money depend of them for financial support after retirement... And Everard may stay. He's a goog little boy.
*shudder* I love like my children but I am not fishing anything else out of their bodies.
Apparently it does and we are missing out on it! Besides, I have quite the nest egg stored up so if all goes well, we won't need them ever again, just slightly want them for some kind of affection or something. Yes he's a good boy. He makes good tuna. Want some?
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Tongue-piercing - ... I hope that doesn't get in the way of eating...
Violet eyes - Well, I was okay with that...
Dependence - If Pippin and Pervinca can manage to be on their own, then I see no reason why Nelly can't.
*tears at hair* They're supposed to be grown and independent for Eru's sake!!!!
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tongue-piercing - I hope she doesn't expect us to help her clean it.
violet eyes - Eh. They're not normal, I tell you.
dependence - I KNOW.
Dammit I thought that by this time in our lives we could start that old age bliss people love to talk about without the kids etc. I think I'll start kicking them out one by one. Except for Everard because it's either staying with us or with Lotho. No one deserves that kind of punishment.
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:o I had no idea such a thing existed! I wouldn't kick them out, though, you never know when you need to take their money depend of them for financial support after retirement...
And Everard may stay. He's a goog little boy.
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Apparently it does and we are missing out on it! Besides, I have quite the nest egg stored up so if all goes well, we won't need them ever again, just slightly want them for some kind of affection or something.
Yes he's a good boy. He makes good tuna. Want some?
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