i've decided i'm going to be like donald trump from now on, minus the scumbag part ( Read more... )

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this is a part of what i did in montreal for four days.

( i love disposable cameras )

so, uh, francophones are pretty passionate about their culture, hmm. they kind of hate the fact that most tourists think it is "cute" when they speak french and demand that they speak english back to them. their license plates all say "je me souviens" which means "i remember" which should really translate to "i remember the injustices you fucking ( Read more... )

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i bought a new camera! yeah! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ( Read more... )

in the past week, i have made the following purchases ( Read more... )

this year on halloween i'm going to carolyn's house and we're making our own candy (non poisonous) and then giving it to trick or treaters. last year i was a bride for halloween (scariest thing possible) but this year i think i will be a ... variation on a theme. FRANKENSTEIN'S BRIDE. less scary, more big rubber mask over my face. same wedding ( Read more... )

i have this friend named amanda who worries that she is going to die of disease every day every second every time she touches any external substance. she is a hypochondriac who refuses to acknowledge the fact. she is afraid of EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, including me. especially me, actually. once i called her at 1 AM and when she picked up the phone ( Read more... )

my life is like a huge blur of boring unless . haha ( Read more... )