I'M BACK! as james brown would say. actually he wouldn't say anything at this point. uhm. RIP etcetera. okay i really hope no one googles james brown and finds this page. maybe i should stop saying his name. maybe i will make it the title of this entry. hoo hoo ha ha ba ba... haha ( Read more... )

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guys, i have no shame.

i love bob seger.
i , too, am trying to work off those awkward teenage blues.

also, tonight i will pass the courvoisier.
perhaps i will also get low.

i am keeping fish for a biology project and i really despise them. you can't cuddle them, they run away from your hand if you try to -- and their scales might rip off or something nuts if you try and pet them. also, they keep on dying and i am trying so freakin hard to keep the water levels stable, not have too much algae grow, phosphates ammonia ( Read more... )

there was this one time my dad and i were watching tv and this really ugly guy came on the screen. we both yelled "UGLY" at the same time and then my dad changed the channel. i kind of looked at him and i thought, wow, you really are my dad. if i ever had any biological doubts, they are all erased now. not that i did, but i mean. today he was ( Read more... )

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some things i may or may not have learned in the past little while (aka 2004 ( Read more... )

i think george dubya would be a really fun and friendly pal. we would get high and then work on his speeches, which would prove to be superior to any other oratorical delivery because obviously we are literary jeaniuses. then we would go to golf ranges and plug up all the course holes, so when the rich bastards wanted to get the little ball in the ( Read more... )

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