Last night I gave my futon to Dory (_kudzu) and after we had moved it in and such we were passing a joint.

Dory: Dude, I'm fucking sucking on this thing like a cock and nothing's coming out!

I laughed so, so hard.

And now we're going to Value Village and The Dollar Store. Whoop whoop!!!

Today, on the way the doctor (who canceled on me again) there were these two guys in a truck waving at me. They held up a sign that said, "Hola Beautiful" and I laughed because it was original and creative and they weren't at all doing it in the creepy-nasty way. Then later I was talking on my cell phone and they drove by again. The guy shouted, " ( Read more... )

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This morning I finally made my pilgrimage to The Viking Den Cafe, a journey I have intended to make for quite some time. Talk about good food! It's a tiny little not-quite-hole-in-the-wall diner at Avenue E and S. Main near my house. And I thought House of Pies was cheap. They practically give the food away at this place! I got two hot cakes, some ( Read more... )

I went and filled out applications yesterday. I have three job interviews today. Well, four, but I'm ditching one because I'm not all that interested ( Read more... )

Ok. So I know two somebodies (indigo_dances/bohemianthief & nodoubtgrrlie) whose birthdays are coming up. One of them needs to update her Wish List and one of them needs to make one. M'kay?

I uploaded some more pictures. I'm an uploadin' foo', yo! Have fun.

( I ♥ mi familia. )

This is an update I've been meaning to make for a while.
I jacked my mommy's camera the other day and went a little crazy taking pictures. Woohoo!

( Janie in the Air will own your soul!! )

This song totally reminds me of my father.

Just Like You by Three Days Grace

I could be mean
I could be angry
You know I could be just like you

I could be fake
I could be stupid
You know I could be just like you

You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you [!!!]

You ( Read more... )

Last night I asked my boyfriend for a blowjob and he gave me one. Honestly, I wasn't all that impressed. I've had better.

[teehee]

I was driving down in the Montrose area and there were sparks in the air. It was crazy and energizing and I could smell everything. There was stale beer and exhaust and something sweet, like dessert and greasy Mexican ( Read more... )