My new LJ icon kicks your LJ icon's ass.
Be mesmermized!

I was supposed to hang out with Nikki last night. She ditched me. Again. What a ho. But that's ok. In theory we'll hang out on Monday ( Read more... )

I question whether or not my life would be complete without Ovaltine and White Cheddar Cheez-Its. I doubt it would be. Luckily, they fill my void.

After my very first day of work (more on that later) yesterday, Lucas and I met up with Ree and Adrian at Mai's. As we're sitting around talking and whatnot, I got the very distinct feeling that Adrian ( Read more... )

This morning I had the opportunity to hear Bush speak the UN as is customary every year for the president. As begrudgingly as I admit this, I felt the speech was quite good and well delivered.

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A Letter to Women Everywhere:
If there is something that you truly desire, really want, and have been denied, cry your eyes out. It is a useful and effective tactic that should never be over-looked.

A Letter to Men Everywhere:If there is something that you truly desire, really want, and have been denied, don't even think about crying. Crying makes ( Read more... )

Guess what I ate for dinner tonight! It was sooo yummy! Yummy in my tummy. A CORNDOG!!


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Jessica (nodoubtgrrlie)! I found a Margaret Cho feed (__margaretcho)(All thanks to Jessica (jekka).) It's so funny. Anyway. Thought you might be interested.

I'm a little drunk. I'm gonna go have sex now. M'kay, bye.

Also, I'm waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy hott!!!

Dory!! I went dancing last night and it was so lame because you weren't there! :( I guess that's what I get for going to fucking WILD WEST. Totally not my scene. Are we moving the futon soon? I'll give you a call or make Lucas call you.

Ok people. Everyone left last night *right after* I started to make Jello shots. So now I have a tray of Jello shots in my refrigerator that must be consumed before Monday evening.
Someone's gonna be eating some fucking Jello shots, dammit!