Sarah Palin circumcised both her sons with her hunting knife. By herself.

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Have you ever noticed how Trig is always sleeping? It's because she mixes benedryl in his formula.

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As governor, Sarah Palin dreamt of fishing for salmon with dynamite. As vice-president, Sarah Palin will fish for whales with nuclear weapons.

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When Mike Huckabee dresses in drag he likes to be called "Sarah". Coincidence? Have you ever seen them together?

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Sarah Palin's involvement with the AIP was only a front; secretly she wants to return Alaska to Russia.

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Sarah Palin is made of discarded body parts.

This rumor courtesy of Jon Stewart.

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While we don't know who the actual mother of baby Trig is, the father really is John Edwards.

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Sarah Palin tried to get her ex brother in law fired from the Alaska State Troopers (their official title, BTW) so he could be forced into kinky sex slavery.

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I heard that the gun enthusiast plans on showing up at her daughter's shotgun wedding . . . with an actual shotgun!

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Sarah Palin doesn't believe creationism should be the only theory taught in classrooms -- the flat-earth-and-turtles theory deserves equal time and consideration.

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