Do I not like disco because I'm racist?

...Is my first thought upon finding out that disco had its roots in African-American, Latino, and gay communities in New York.  What have I internalized?! 

"Athena, it's funny you're not pregnant yet."
"Yeah, well, I guess nobody's tried to make me."

"Old friiieeeeeennnnnnd!  Hug me ( Read more... )

I didn't like him, either.

Why didn't he call?

"I saw your CouchSurfing profile.  You are so cool."

Nevermind that he's known me for six months already.

Left the symphony at intermission to see the ten o'clock showing of Bridesmaids.  Wearing a pretty dress.

It was the right choice.

"Your cards have famous ladies from American history on them?  Girl, that's some Liz Lemon shit right there."

Yesss!

 I might be confusing being an Anglophile with watching a lot of BBC on Netflix.

In asking the kiddies to prove they had attended a workshop, I asked them to describe the speaker.  Three times out of three "Fat" was their first adjective.

To be fair, she's kinda ugly in a nondescript way, so they couldn't really have gone with that, either.

 Stopped with a group outside a hipster dive.  Everyone shuffles for IDs.  I take longer than everyone else.

The bouncer.  "Ha, and you're the oldest of the bunch, huh?"

Fuuuuuuuuuck this college town.