It was fairly ironic, Hellboy realized, to try not to stare at someone else for a change ( Read more... )

Talk about politics. Funny ( Read more... )

Wow. That one had me crying, I was laughing so hard. I mean, have you seen me ( Read more... )

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Step 1: Be polite ( Read more... )

What’s the first thing I remember ( Read more... )

What a crock of shit ( Read more... )

If I could be in the Olympics. How strange would that be ( Read more... )

I got the idea from Drizzt Do'Urden to give all of you a shot to ask any one question of me, and get a straight answer.  Those who know me know that I give straight answers anyway, but I just wanted to invite you all to ask away.

So go on!  Don't worry about embarrassing me, I can't blush.  But if you're worried about embarrassing yourself, know ( Read more... )

“Take up your name,” Shagg said, “and I will gladly follow you, Prince of Doom, to the farthest reaches of this cursed world. But renounce your heritage and your destiny, and I swear to you it will be the last words you speak ( Read more... )