Today I moonwalked down the red carpet, hugged a celebrity (yes, I have pics, no, I am not posting them because I look stoned and she looks fly), got a free tee shirt (of course they were all the same size and being that I am a pipsqueak, albeit a rounded one, I will have to alter that mofo because I am totes not a size 20), and GOT MY ASS A
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