I went on a leisurely walk....one tenth of a mile from my house, I found this in my neighbor's yard.

By the way, he's called Henry.
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There's really nothing like a nice day out with a friend, a good movie and a hot pink LUSH bath, followed by hanging out with a weiner dog and watching Law and Order ( Read more... )

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So I turned 21 a few weeks ago.

I've come to the sobering realization that because of my age (and actually, my age last year too), I've completely missed my chance at being a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Of course, it probably doesn't help that I am neither a turtle nor a ninja.

The mutant thing is debatable.

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Is there a word for the cheese left over on the wrapper after you eat a cheeseburger?

I feel like the Germans would have a word for it.

Today, I was told by my idol the following:

"I wish I could harness your creative energy...I don't know what I'd do with it. Power my car, feed my kid, I don't know. But I wish I could harness that."

So, w00t, I guess.