I found this on someone else's journal. It entertained me.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And said "fuck it," since I could,
And chainsawed through the undergrowth.

I wish I was a glowworm
A glowworm's never glum.
It's hard to be downhearted
When the sun shines out your bum.

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OK, so I made a mistake and did all of my lecture reading a class early...so I had no homework last night (I only have one class on Wednesdays ( Read more... )

( A Holiday Poem )

( We begin in New York City. The leader of the wagon train is Oprah, and the passengers are Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Madonna and Paris Hilton. )